Careful. You could be arrested for cruelty to animals. -:)
Actually, I am looking out for his best interests.
I used to let him crap on the Herald, but the methane content of that rag is so copious that he would, at times, spontaneously combust. We had a couple of close ones.
I felt that choosing the Globe was the lesser of two evils.
Actually, I just bring home whichever one gets left on the lunch room table. I wouldn't waste 50 cents on either one.