[Carry_Okie]

BUT, HE FORGOT THEY HAVE OUR CREDIT CARD!!!

Not at all. It's less than it would have been. You're right about the sucking part. We all knew ahout that.

[Grampa Dave]

You are walking down a street in Sacramento with your family, and a seedy looking Davis in a shabby Trench Coat approaches. You stand between your family and this deranged and dangerous looking Davis.

He looks at you and says "Psst over here Buddy! Have I got a deal for you!""

Being a wise and sane person, you say "Sorry, I'm not going over there. You stay there and tell me what you want to say."

The seedy Davis hurls open his shabby Trench Coat with each arm. You immediately put you hands over the eyes of any women and children and turn them away from the horrible sight.

Inside the shabby trench coat are hundreds of pockets sewn in. In each pocket is an unsold Kali Bond. The seedy Davis says, "I'll sell this $1,000 bond for only $500!"

You say no and start to walk away. The seedy Davis hollers "You can buy this $1,000 bond for only $400!"

You grab your wife, children and grandchildren and run for safety as your hear him scream, "Two 1,000 $ bonds for only $100 or your best offer!"

Suddenly you notice thousands of people like you running away from the Seedy Davis all of them screaming:

VOTE FOR SIMON THE CLEAN/SANE ONE!