P.S...the moose is loose! ;^)
Can't you see a dead moose on the top of my OJ Simpson Bronco as I try to get home with it.
When stopped, I can tell the Fish & Game guys that it struck one of my salmon/steelhead flies. I decided to kill it so it would not molest any endangered salmon/steelhead/trout/suckerfish/red legged frogs or kangaroo rats! They would probably reward me and help me to fillet it out!