I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public again. Ever hear of latent homosexuality?
Cheap, easy, and sleazy shot.
The idea that people who object strongly to homosexuality are "latent" gays is a load of crap. It is doubtless that such people exist, but snide statements like yours are mostly used as a strategy to silence people with legitimate objections to queer radicalism -- after all, if the word gets out that everyone who says something against gays is really gay, people who don't want to be thought of as gay will just let the culture continue to slide.
You're better than that, aren't you?