Vote for Simon, He's not Insane!
I watched Fascist Davis for a couple of minutes after he was declared a winner last Tuesday. He showed some real signs of a guy having breaks with reality even during his victory!
The rats will probably start keeping under wraps and using old film clips instead what he looks like now and acts like!
"Vote for Simon, He's not Insane!"Simon should buy a few billboards in Sacramento with this huge slogan and watch for Grayout Doofus to explode :)
How about something more positive, as long as people don't think someone named "Sanity" is running:
Vote for sanity. Vote for SIMON.
(or vice versa) He would need to combine it with a campaign for catchy, common sense solutions.