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To: Roscoe
You want to eat the free lunch AND decide what's on the menu, without paying your tab.

Roscoe's Diner
and
Slaughterhouse

Where the hungry have a right to be fed!

_____Special_Of_The_Day_____

G I * JOE    -or-    G I * JANE

      
[ALSO AVAILABLE IN WHITE AND TAN; SUPPLIES LIMITED IN OLIVE AND UMBER]

Choose from any of our fine young and strong specimens
and name your price!

We Deliver!!

**OR**

Choose from our seasoned and educated breeds
AND AGAIN
name your price!

We WILL Deliver!!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT!

LEGAL
No budgets were harmed in the making of this war and as a gesture of good will ROSCOES hereby insures that all rights to FREE EATS are extended to the troops that happen to return alive.

NOTICE
Persons who missed participating the last war and are feeling a little guilty about all of this
can rest assured that THE MGMT is making tremendous progress
in efforts at reducing the sporatic and intermittent nature of war
Resumption of a timely and predictable schedule is expected shortly.

We Apologise For The Inconvenience.

103 posted on 02/11/2002 6:58:12 AM PST by mindprism.com
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To: mindprism.com
Pass the benefits. (SCARF, GOBBLE, SLURP, BELCH)

What's this!? Let somebody else pay my tab for me!! FREE LUNCH!!!

104 posted on 02/11/2002 9:22:28 AM PST by Roscoe
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