"It's Great to HAVE a man!" lol...and I agreed completely!
But, you challenged me to a comment, so here goes:
A man will drop everything, change anything, or go anywhere because of the right woman.....
MALE LANGUAGE PATTERNS
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS:
"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS:
"It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will you marry me?" REALLY MEANS:
"Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS:
"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS:
"Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS:
"I have no idea how it works."
"I'm getting more exercise lately," REALLY MEANS:
"The batteries in the remote are dead."
"We're going to be late," REALLY MEANS:
"Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard, "REALLY MEANS:
"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"That's interesting, dear," REALLY MEANS:
"Are you still talking?"
"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love, REALLY MEANS:
"I forgot our anniversary again."
"You expect too much of me," REALLY MEANS:
"You want me to stay awake."
"It's really a good movie," REALLY MEANS:
"It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and good looking women."
"You know how bad my memory is," REALLY MEANS:
"I remember the words to the theme song of "F Troop", the address of the first girl I kissed, the Vehicle Identification Number of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
Joe Souchery's companion piece to "What Women Really Mean".