> > HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
> >1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave >them in a pile.
>2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, > shake wiener at her making "woo-woo" sound.
>3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to > see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your wiener in the > mirror and scratch your butt
>4. Get in the shower.
>5. Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).
>6. Wash your face.
>7. Wash you armpits.
>8. Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off.
>9. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
>10. Majority of time is spent washing your privates and > surrounding area.
>11. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar.
>12. Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).
>13. Make a shampoo mohawk.
>14. Peek out of the shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror > again.
>15. Pee (in the shower).
>16. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the >floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole >time.
>17. Partially dry off.
>18. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire wiener size > again.
>19. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
>20. Leave bathroom fan and light on.
>21. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass > your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and make the > "woo- woo" sound again.
>22. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed > ....