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Posted on 02/08/2002 11:16:42 AM PST by Cagey
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
He can only solicit recreational activities door to door if he keeps his LDS locked in his briefcase.
To: Tennessee_Bob
Okeedoke. If you say so.
To: andysandmikesmom
FYI peeing in the shower is the simplest way to keep down the athletes foot fungus. It works. Live a little and try it.
To: Dinsdale
True. And if one drinks a lot of citrus Juice the pee is also an excellent drain opener.
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02/08/2002 4:06:05 PM PST
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Cagey
To: Cagey
One of the best things about being a man:
Get a bunch of friends to drink about a gallon of grape nutrasweet cool-aid each. Wait untill your pee is purple.
Form up around an unsuspecting friend while taking a piss break (best at a ballpark trough type urinal). Act astounded 'Your pee is yellow, damn dude you need to see a doctor. There's something wrong with you.'
To: Fidgit
***You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.***
Let's talk about this, Fidgit. WHO does the Christmas shopping? WHO does the Christmas cards? WHO does the family/friend correspondence? 45 minutes, my rear!
PFFFBBBTTTTT!
To: Dinsdale
You guys don't dress up like that Grape Guy from the Fruit of the Loom commercials when you do this, do you? It would add to the confusion you know.
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02/08/2002 4:38:01 PM PST
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Cagey
To: Drfate72
Fate, it was my response that was a bit sarcastic I'm afraid. I'm sorry. FR is a great place! Much news comes out here that is suppressed or ignored by the mainstream media. Many intelligent people post articles and comments here, and much truth comes out. I'm not conservative--libertarian, or downright libertine, perhaps, but definitely not a Liberal! I disagree with many opinions posted here and feel free to say so, but I have learned an awful lot here at FR. Many different opinions and points of view are expressed here. My response to you was flippant. Forgive me. --SB
To: Argus
An anarchist movie, huh--maybe that's why I liked it. There's something liberating about chaos!
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
'A man will drop everything, change anything, and go anywhere for the right woman....' You got that right, Girl. Keen insight--right into the heart.
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
post 89-- I don't know why you should be jealous, Texas. With your insights you could have men--or a man--carrying a portolet into the wilderness--in one of those seat kinda things that they carry queens around in. You know... Madeline Kahn rode around in one in The History of the World Part I.
To: american spirit
post 9-- I had forgotten that part. I'm kinda sorry I remembered. Imagine Blutarsky smack in the middle of the cafeteria scene--only he's running the country! That's what we've got! Not George W.--he's doing a great job. But the Congress!
To: Trust but Verify
"In two words: multiple orgasm."
Yeah, but men hit the jackpot every single time. Can you say the same?
To: andysandmikesmom
post 12O-- You have been looking at me through a spycam, haven't you--come on--there's no other way! I mean, you might as well have said, 'Here's a description of the Savage Beast!' Years ago, Playboy had some tips about choosing a wife. One was 'Try to marry a girl with lots of brothers. Then she won't expect much of you.' Women who...understand...are WONDERFUL!!! --SB
To: Drfate72
I've had these people flaming me--furious, name calling--who cares! I intend to say what I think. If people don't like it--too bad!
To: Drfate72
Animal House is a liberal movie. The Republican fraternity and sorority members are presented as racist, elitist villians, while the unkempt, drunk liberals are presented as heros Not True.
The Apolitical Conformists were presented as racist elitist villians, which is pretty much true.
Why would you think they were Republicans?
The Libertarians were presented as unkempt, drunk sex monsters, which is pretty much true.
Why would you think they were Liberals?
So9
To: Dinsdale;Cagey
Thanks for the health tip and the household tip, concerning peeing in the shower...my, the things we learn at FreeRepublic..
To: Non-Sequitur
Yes I can. Every time, several times. I hit the jackpot with Mr. Trust.
To: Slip18
Ping, Slippy!
To: Savage Beast
You are so funny...indeed, my spycam is searching you out...
Having grown up surrounded by men, I was used to fart contests, belching contests, peeing contests and all manner of 'manly' games...I guess I was always jealous that I was a girl, and had to be a spectator at these games, rather than a participant
My husband-to-be at the time, was pleasantly surprised, that it was rather difficult to shock me with certain aspects of his behavior... after getting to know my male relatives he realized that I had probably seen and heard just about everything...made it somewhat easier for me, having had just sons myself...
I remember one time, when one of my boys was just a couple of years old, it was raining outside, and my dad was sitting on the porch watching my older boy who was probably about 3yrs old at the time...my son was out there in the rain, playing and having fun, and of course, had to jump into every mud puddle, and squish around in it until mud was flying everywhere...I said to my dad, 'Why does he do that"? My dad wisely looked at me, and said, well, its because hes a boy, get used to it, it may get progressively worse...Wise man, my dad...
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