Black VII: "Truth Shall Rise Again" (T-Mac's Indictment is Nigh...)

MudCave, Inc. ^ | 15 January 2002...beware the Ides of January | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"South Shall Rise Again!!
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")

Clinton's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall...
Their Lib'ral mis-Directions...are driving RATS insane!!
Our Will shan't bend!! Slick Willie washed away...
The Evil of the Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Right's always...

Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOs frown...
The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUD's not bound to follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...Slick's ConDamnation's Nigh!!
If Slick's Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!

Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...

Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls...
Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!!
Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away...
Left says that I should "Just Move ON!!"...that Choice isn't mine!!

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!!

Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh...

{end very intensely on Am}

Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Wahoos are now playing .500 ball in their conference"

After losing the first two, I like the direction we're heading.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Howdy, my fellow southerners...these R.E.M. dudes are good ol' Georgia Boys from Athens:

"Right's Winning"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")

Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of The Right!!

We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago...
Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze.
Clinton, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a Curse!
Nation needs The Right to lead her...We'll DETHRONE Willie first...
That's our solemn pledge! Slick's Goons Shall FEAR Our Might!!

Right's winning...the Truth shall come to light!!
Must make sure all the Sheeple understand.
We shan't let Traitors go...Bill Clinton must be caught!
We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked!
Bill's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!!
Right's winning...remember as we fight...
November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!

Slick, watch my dreams come true!!
Re-Impeached by Congress...Convicted of Treason!!
Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's Winning!!

Bill, your crimes condemn you...Slick, we will soon judge...
Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughing quietly...
MUD predicted this...Right's winning!!

(Reprise)

Ignore the Left's protests...They love Slick 'cuz RATS love Liars!
Right's Winning!! Come join the Noble Right...

Come join our Righteous Fight!!

FReegards...MUD

[mykdsmom]

Thanks Mud : )

MKM

[Mudboy Slim]

De nada, mi amiga...MUD

[backhoe]

A bump to you, Slim... God willing, Justice will catch up with these criminal clowns one day soon--

[Mudboy Slim]

"God willing, Justice will catch up with these criminal clowns one day soon--"

IMHO, God's willing, but it's gonna take some FReeper elbow grease to get the job done.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Another High-Ranking Clinton Confidante Murdered!!"

FReegards...MUD

[yankhater]

I like your words to this song. My only opinion about taking Clinton to trial is that he will love the attention it will bring to him and raise his popularity again. And if he wins he will have beaten us again. Right now he is out of the lime light and that kills him more than anything. The man adores being in the spotlight. Ignoring him is the best punishment, maybe.

[Mudboy Slim]

"I like your words to this song."

Gracias, mi amigo...

"My only opinion about taking Clinton to trial is that he will love the attention it will bring to him and raise his popularity again. And if he wins he will have beaten us again. Right now he is out of the lime light and that kills him more than anything. The man adores being in the spotlight. Ignoring him is the best punishment, maybe."

Clinton ain't going away until we put him away for good!! The Right cannot afford to ignore the Evil and Corruption that Bill Clinton's form of Tyranny represents...we simply can't. If we allow the rampant crimes that he and his underlings committed go unpunished, the next Tyrant will be even worse!! Let the Leftists scream and shout and whine and bawl when we strip the facade off Osama bil Clinton's Evil...there ain't enough of them to hold a candle to the Good Folks who expect Justice Shall Be Done with regards to those who arrogantly scoff at the Laws--and Values--of this Nation!!

Clinton broke many Laws and severely jeopardized the National Security with his TREASON...Shame on Him!! The Senate of the United States failed to hold him accountable and thereby bastardized its own Legitimacy...Shame on Them!! And the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd failed to report the extent of Clinton's Corruption out of a Sick Desire to retain the failed policies of a Over-Bearing, All-too-Powerful Federal Leviathan...Shame on Them!! However, if Americans as a Whole fail to Demand Justice be done vis a vis the Most Vile Administration in this Country's History by Ignoring the Evil Crimes Committed by the Highest-Ranked Law Enforcement Officer in the Nation...SHAME On ALL Of US!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Doug from Upland has been the Premier Parody-ist of FreeRepublic.com since before I started lurking, which was a good year before I registered a Screen Name and decided to Join the Fray!! For the longest time, I was somewhat intimidated to post my amateurish parodies on FR.com since I figgered they already had themselves a House Parody-ist...LOL!! However, Doug's always been extremely supportive of my efforts and I think I've learned a whole lot by studying his efforts. On Thursday evening, we've got the unique opportunity to hear Doug from Upland--LIVE!!--on the burgeoning new FreeRepublic Radio!! Please click on this LINK fer details!!

Be There or Be Square...MUD

BTW...wouldn't it be a HOOt if Rush mentioned the particulars on the EIB?!! Sometimes he responds to a flood of e-mails so if yer so inclined, FReep Rush at...

Rush@eibnet.com

[Mudboy Slim]

"My only opinion about taking Clinton to trial is that he will love the attention it will bring to him and raise his popularity again."

That, my FRiend, is one entirely BOGUS FEAR!! How many Americans even know that Osama bil Clinton orchestrated the Mass-Murder of more Innocent Civilians than bin Laden and Arafat combined?! How many Americans has the Vast LeftWing Med'yuh WHORE'd informed that William Jefferson Blythe Clinton is a Serial Felon/Rapist/Traitor/Tyrant?! As soon as the Right makes Clinton's Corruption a Major Issue, the elected RATS have got to Abandon Clintonism or face political ruination themselves!! The RAT Base will follow along obediently...as they always do...LOL!!

Right Must Fight the Fight fer Justice...and We Shall!!

FReegards...MUD

[Buckeroo]

Rush Limbaugh, a popular entertainment artist hosting his own radio show will NEVER discuss the Second Amendment. It is beneath him. It is unpopular.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hello MUD, sorry for the delay here in responding."

LOL...I figgered you'd be crowin' after the 49ers' game.

"The Pack has to go to "Speedy Land" on Sunday, but stranger things have happened...."

I'll be watching, that's fer sure.

"By the way ... Spurrier will certainly garner excitement but he's going to have a rude awakening when he tries to employ his downfield passing offense with that quarterback and his offensive personnel against NFL defenses."

Woah there, buddy, I have officially raised reservations about exactly this issue, but creativity is an under-valued and under-appreciated asset, IMHO...so I can imagine a scenario wherein Spurrier takes the NFL by storm next year and leads thy Skins to a Super Bowl Triumph in January '03!!

"You can't just go out and recruit anyone you want in the pros."

Don't need to...the Redskins have got the talent to win, except for at a few--admittedly, KEY--positions!! We'll draft or sign a HOOOOOOGE DT to compliment Big Daddy and allow Lang to move out to DE and rotate in and out with our aging DEs...then we'll sign another big, speedy WR and resign our present WRs...and we'll obtain either Troy Aikman (my choice, fer obvious Zen reasons) or Drew Bledsoe to Architect the Offense!! Simple as that...we're kickin' CheeseHead Butt and MUD's in Heaven!!

"(Shouldbe)Shot-tenheimer did a good job this year, and the way to win in the NFC East is with a plodding ball control, tough defensive strategy. The weather is too crappy in those cities to rely on a finesse game. If Snyder really needed a change, he should have brought in Gary Kubiak from Denver or hired Dennis Green."

AWWWW...SHEEEESH!! Yer a blitherin' idiot!! No way, Jose'!! I'll whup yer arse and Favre's, too!! Spurrier's Dah Man, dude!!

LOL and Utmost FReegards...MUD

BTW..."Regarding Bush's fall ... did you see that picture that Drudge was running? Some graphic artist got busy on W's nose as well. It looked like Bush fell out of a speeding 'Vette and took a header onto the pavement. I thought it was Reginald Denny at first look."

More and more, I'm seeing Drudge as a Lefty T'wit DUPE!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Rush Limbaugh...will NEVER discuss the Second Amendment. It is beneath him. It is unpopular."

That, my FRiend, is simply not true. I listen to the Love-able Fuzzball AT LEAST 15 hours per week and have the cassettes to prove you wrong!! However, if yer talkin' about the fact that he doesn't harp on the fact that the Second Amendment is the Amendment that makes all the rest of the Bill of Rights possible, well, yeah, Rush definitely allows "One Hand (to be) Tied Behind His Back!!"

We, the FReepers, need to be the ones to Force Limbaugh from His Comfort-Zone!! And We Shall!!

MFJIII FReegards...MUD

[Buckeroo]

I know you admire, ElRushbo. And I know you disagree with my opinion. Here is my wager..... (I like to wager) show ElRusho's sentiment for the Constitution before the talk show.

Find any any record of ElRushbo's discussion about the Second Amendment as a method of Constitutionality and I will donate 500 bucks to FR, in your name Steve.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Find any any record of ElRushbo's discussion about the Second Amendment as a method of Constitutionality and I will donate 500 bucks to FR, in your name Steve."

Damn, Bill, and I was this close to calling it a night...LOL!!! SHEEEESH...I've literally got well over 2000 hours of cassettes with Limbaugh's words on them and YOU want me to find the instances wherein he mentions Our God-Given Right To Defend Ourselves as enumerated in the Bill of Rights?! I'll do you one better, my FRiend...I will get El Rushbo to mention the Second Amendment on today's (1/17/02) show or else I will donate $250 to FR.com in yer name!!

I like to wager, as well...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

YooHoooo...li'l help?!

Heh heh heh...MUD

[Buckeroo]

Make sure you have ElRushbo shuffle some papers while down playing the signifigance of the Bill of Rights, particularly the Second Amendment. That ELRUSHBO showmanship, allways gets the folks!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Make sure you have ElRushbo shuffle some papers..."

LOL...that bothers you, too?! You listen too closely.

"...while down playing the signifigance of the Bill of Rights, particularly the Second Amendment."

Blah blah blah...I defy you to produce one single instance wherein he demonstrably downplayed a single Amendment in the Bill of Rights...and I'll give you One Week to provide said Evidence!! Yer cynicism will be yer downfall, my FRiend, unless you are careful.

"That ELRUSHBO showmanship, allways gets the folks!"

Yep, yap, yahoo...that's me, Ol' Gullible MUD!! Always fallin' fer the next Shyster to roll on down the Pike!! Whatever....

Keep it Cool...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Behind Left's Lies"
(To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes")

No one knows what it's like...to be Left's BagMan...
To be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be Hated, Lib'rally-Jaded, Believin' all Dem LIES!!

Aid my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe...
Help MUD's Prescience come to be!!
Righteous Power...Devolved Nobly...
Right's Goal is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!

No one knows what it's like...
To know Slick's Tyranny...like I do...and I blame YOU!!
No one fights back this hard 'gainst Left's Evil...
None of MUD's Pain and Woe...shall show through!!

Folks, my dreams...they aren't that risky...
Heed MUD's Prescience...Follow Thee!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's MUD's only...
Slim's GOAL is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!! (eee-eeeeeee-ummmmm!!)

(Big Man gettin' busy on the GeeTAR!!)

When my fist clenches, 'tis Verboten!!
Hell, Yeah!! I'll use it 'cuz MUD's NO Fool!!
Networks smile, tell me their bad news...still, Mudboy laughs at their Leftist drool!!
FRiends, if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL...Strap yer fingers roun' MUD's throat!!!
If I back down, please give me a whuppin'...
Righteous Swarm!! Leftists...Fear the VOTE!!

(Yep...the BigMan wailin' on his new LesPaul)

No one knows what it's like...to be the bad man
To be the mad man...REJECT Left's Lies!!

FReegards...MUD