Man I hate it when immigrants come into a perfectly fine country and start corrupting it's culture with their own culture. I mean look at it! You can't go anywhere on March 17th without people wearing green, the Irish have their own university in the heartland of America of all places, and their religion is now highly respected in most big cities with their "Cardinals" and "Bishops" hobnobbing with our elected officials. Those foreigners are going to ruin us all!
(/sarcasm for the sarcasm impaired)