[leadpenny]

No other details.

[dokmad]

I thought there was a Law against a dog running at large!! Well, the dog is probably better off now......

[newzjunkey]

I can feel the cynicism already: "Well, that's one way to get Clinton back in the news." Too bad about Buddy.

But come now, after Socks had to be taking in by Betty Currie, is anyone surprised Clinton's political propwas left to wander loose? Remember they were going to adopt a baby, but Bill got the dog instead. I remember he even took a poll. And how do you forget the wall-to-wall video of his "introducing" Buddy to Socks on the White House lawn and his "explaining" to Buddy his neutering?

[AlGone2001]

Arkancide? Did he know too much?

[CDHart]

The miserable Clintons were too cheap to provide a chain link fence?

Carolyn

[SamAdams76]

The cause of death has just been ruled upon by Clinton family coroner Fanny Malek: Suicide.

[Joe Boucher]

Damn, wrong clintoon.

[Real Cynic No More]

There are many questions to which the public deserve an answer:

1. What was he doing out in the street?
2. Wasn't he on a leash?
3. Which of the Clinton's was responsible for cleaning up his poop from the streets and sidewalks?

The Clinton's need to be charged with felony pet neglect.

[ambrose]

PLEASE POST UPDATES!!! I WAS READY TO GO TO SLEEP AN HOUR AGO BUT THEN SAW THIS STORY> UPDATES!!!

[Dubh_Ghlase]

Another uptick in the x42 body count....

[DeaconRed]

They Kilt the wrong DOG.

[bimbo]

It is sad ... but like so many people, Buddy was used as a photo-op prop - nothing more - by the Clintons.

[Bommer]

Another:

ARKANCIDE!

Damn its getting pretty bad when even the dog isn't safe!

[Flyer]

Unfortunate, neglected dog. Buddy can adopt someone that cares at the Rainbow Bridge.

[savedbygrace]

Alternate Headline:

Sex Slave Found Naked on Roadway
Tragic Accident Claims Life of Escaping Victim

[LiberationIT]

I feel the Clinton's pain.

There, I've done my part, worked as hard as I can, done all I can do. I think I'll go find an intern. Next topic.

[kcvl]

Date: Tuesday, 23 Jan 2001
To: Socksthecat@worldnet.att.net

Dear Mr. Wind:

Thank you for your recent e-mail in regard to Socks. The Clinton family appreciates your concern. To make this time of transition as easy as possible for Socks, the family decided that it would be best, while the Washington residence is being readied for occupancy, if he stayed with someone that he knew and with whom he has spent a great deal of time in the last eight years. Betty Currie who knows Socks well and shares the family's concern for Socks' well-being offered to take Socks to her home. I understand that he is quite content and settling in very quickly.

Sincerely yours,
Alice J. Pushkar
Director of Correspondence
for Senator Clinton

[kcvl]

Mrs. Clinton is facing criticism because now that she is a Senator she could not get the gifts. On Friday the Clintons announced that they would pay $85,000 for the gifts that they kept. Gifts include furniture given by the ex-wife of Marc Rich, whom Clinton pardoned, china from Steven Spielberg, a golf driver from Jack Nicholson, and a portrait of Buddy, the Clinton's dog, taken by an artist near the Clinton's home in Chappaqua, NY.

[poweqi]

I always felt sorry for Buddy, another innocent victum. I'm sure there will be no tears shed for Buddy in that house.

[Corporate Law]

My first thought was Arkancide. My second thought is that the driver of the car better go into hiding for fear of catching the Arkansas flu.

[johnandrhonda]

I'm sure they have leash laws-- as if X42 would care about laws.