C'mon, I'm not 'hoping' for any nuclear war in general, and of course wish for the safety of all American servicepeople.
Anyways, I sure Jerry Rivers is well prepared, what with that derringer or whatever he claims he is packing.
Regarding Jerry Rivers, that video image of him crawling in Afghanistan has always looked like it was on a sound stage. If there is nuclear war (and emp hasn't prevented video transmissions), I'm sure Whereswaldo Chimera will have makeup artists fully on hand to simulate burns he received hundreds of miles away from where he claims to be reporting.