LIQUID SUPPER (Clintons Treat Secret Service Like Personal Valets)

New York Post (Page Six) ^ | December 31 ,2001 | JARED PAUL STERN with PAULA FROELICH and CHRIS WILSON

[PJ-Comix]

THE Clinton clan is up to its eyeballs in holiday spirit. Thursday night, Bill, Hillary, Chelsea and a fellow who appeared to be Chelsea's latest boyfriend Ian Klause had a regular ho-down at Brasserie 81/2 on West 57th Street. While Hillary stuck to water, Bill and Chelsea - whose boozy exploits were recently reported in the tabs - were hitting the Ketel One with gusto, a source told The Post's Braden Keil. Bubba washed his vodka down with cassoulet and then lost his cell phone somewhere between the restaurant and his limo. Secret Service agents were dispatched to find it.

[PJ-Comix]

Secret Service agents were dispatched to find it.

Well, there go the Clintons again treating their Secret Service guards like personal valets & gophers. Imagine the hell of being assigned to guard these clowns. I bet some of these Secret Service guards are just itching to tell the TRUE story about what Chelsea was REALLY doing on 9-11.

[Shenandoah]

I had read once that Hillary had ordered a Secret Service Agent to carry some luggage. He told her he didn't carry luggage. Her Royal C's reply to him was "What f*cking good are you?"

THE CULPABILITY OF WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON

[Tourist Guy]

I know a lot of things, but what the heck is "cassoulet"?????

[PJ-Comix]

I know a lot of things, but what the heck is "cassoulet"?????

Creme d'Mint filtered thru a Blue Dress.

[Howlin]

ROFL! Classy, ain't they?

[Miss Marple]

Wouldn't it be interesting to see how often these agents are rotated? I cannot help but think that this assignment goes to those who are under disciplinary warning. Ha!

[PJ-Comix]

Since the three groups of Secret Service Agents (each group guarding a Klintoon) met at the bar, I wouldn't be surprised if they swapped War stories (and complaints about they way they are treated as personal valets).

[Tourist Guy]

Creme d'Mint filtered thru a Blue Dress

Yikes! Geez-o-man it sounded "French" so I thought maybe it was a wine, but no one has ever mixed vodka and wine succesfully that I know of...so I figured it was $20 a bottle fancy water...
that's some hard core belting back a few ones. Probably because he couldn't get a 'powdered' dinner in such a fancy place.

There is no end to the outrage they bring.

[Howlin]

Remember reading that NONE of them volunteered for this duty; it's the equivalent of J. Edgar sending somebody to North Dakota.........LOL.

I sure hope we're reading about it some day!

[cardinal4]

I bet some of these Secret Service guards are just itching to tell the TRUE story about what Chelsea was REALLY doing on 9-11.

Is there a law or Agency policy that wont allow them to talk about whats going on?Youd think with all the dirt the USSS has on that horrible family,they would treat the Secret Service a little better.God,those people make me want to puke!

[Tourist Guy]

Funny!

I was just thinking, boy I'd like to have found that phone myself! I'd give it back of course, but first I'd check who was on his "speedial!" HAH! That would be the scoup of the new year!
First on Free Republic of course :-)

[Howlin]

Supposedly Chelsea doesn't have "her own" anymore. And actually, neither does Hillary. The ones they have are on "loan" from Bill. He's really the only one entitled to them and then just for ten years. I guess nobody in Congress counted on the former "president" and "first lady" not living together. :-)

[Howlin]

Lord, isn't it scarey how our minds work after dealing with this slob for nine years now?

[PJ-Comix]

Manhattan is physically rather small (and where the celebs congregate, even smaller) so I am wondering if one or more of the Klintoons might eventually be bumping into Monica during one of their bar-hopping forays. It would have been funny if the Klintoons looked at the table next to them and sitting right there was Monica. That would sure put the chill on their partying.

[chainsaw]

I know a lot of things, but what the heck is "cassoulet"?????

I don't know either, but it must be something like Calamari, only different.

[PJ-Comix]

The ones they have are on "loan" from Bill.

Were they on "loan" to Chelsea on 9-11? If so, it sure stretches the imagination that they would allow her to get anywhere near the burning WTC as she claims she did that day.

[Tourist Guy]

Lord, isn't it scarey how our minds work after dealing with this slob for nine years now?

Actually, I've found it to be quite the learning experience.
Until 1993, I never had any desire to understand the "criminal" mindset.

I figure some day, when every one who is alive now is dead and buried, some clever person is going to make a movie about the real Clintoons. It will be incredible to the masses to find out.

[Tourist Guy]

The ones they have are on "loan" from Bill

Let me guess: which brains in the family figured out a "way" around that law...

[dawn53]

Cassoulet is food, not booze.

It's a stew like dish. The writer sure makes it sound like it's a drink.

[chainsaw]

I know a lot of things, but what the heck is "cassoulet"?????

a casserole of white beans baked with herbs and meat (as pork, lamb, and goose or duck)

In other words pork and beans. No wonder the SS doesn't like riding in the same car with x42. Among other reasons.