It's important to remember that it's just a big game, too, since only a very select few Calvinists are going to be saved. All the rest of you are going to hell, which is unfortunate for those who thought they were saved as Baptists, Catholics, Lutherans, etc. and were always good/never had any fun. They might as well have been out partying it up with the Wiccans, dancing naked around a bonfire and getting some nooky, since, as non Calvinists, they are doomed anyway.
Oh, and there's no loophole either. You can't choose to be a Calvinist. God has to choose you, so no sneaking into heaven, any of you - the damned. You're all doomed. DOOOOOMED!!!
From THAT, you got your spiel? Dang.