[jrlc]

Yes, but where was Chelsea??? Somebody please call Hillary -- O'Reilly on Fox made it clear HELL-ary is just too busy in Washington to attend any NY funerals -- maybe finding Chelsea is taking all her time. Hope Chubby Chelsea wasn't in that Afgan building with Ali'Mohammad Gore who, we hear reported, is growing his beard to regulation Mullah length.

[Howlin]

Yes! What WAS she thinking about when she heard this?????

[Revolting cat!]

Yes, but where was Chelsea???

CNN has just reported that she was seen jogging in the area and stopped at Starbucks in the vicinity of the buildings that have been bombed. (Great jogging trails in Afghanistan - none of that asphalt and concrete stuff you've got to put up with in this country.) See next month's issue of TALK magazine for more details on Chelsea's story. (She's currently protesting anti-American protests somewhere in the world, for your information.)