[D. Miles]

I suppose had the child been reading Playboy, that would have been okay! That teacher should be thanking their lucky stars that this child is not mine!

[governsleastgovernsbest]

Reading Playboy would have been equally bad in the liberal mindset, since it is "offensive to women". However, as suggested above, if she had been reading a book about witchcraft extolling the "power of sisterhood", I'm sure no one would have objected!