[Mia T]

Double-entendre noted and referenced below:

 

 

 

"'Al has a way of looking at you like his eyes are kind of burning,' said Nashville Tennessean reporter John Warnecke.You would get that when you mentioned his dad'.

Asked in a 1987 interview about relations between father and son, Tipper Gore said:'You remember Oedipus? She quickly added that she was kidding, sort of. 'You had a very powerful father - a hero to many people - and a son coming to maturity and learning to find his own dignity.'"

Inventing Al Gore by Bill Turque, p. 30

 

 

 

Mr. Clinton's penis was circumcised and seemed to me to be rather short and thin. I would describe its appearance as seeming to be five to five and one-half inches or less, in length and having a circumference of the approximate size of a quarter, or perhaps very slightly larger.The shaft of the penis was bent or "crooked" from Mr. Clinton's right to left, or from an observer's left to right if the observer is facing Mr. Clinton. In other words, the base of Mr. Clinton's penis, to an observer facing Mr. Clinton, would be further to the left of the observer than the head of the penis."

-------Paula Jones, deposition, Jones v. clinton

 

Robert Bennett swore to the press that physicians examined the Rapist and did not find any abnormality. FYI: Peyronie's disease is due to scar tissue of the shaft. It shows up when the vascular tissue expands but the scar tissue doesn't. Since physicians during a physical examine a non erect penis, unless the patient brought it up to the physician, it might be missed on a normal physical examination.

Therefore Bennett's claim is a "clintonesque" truth.

-- LadyDoc, Jeffery Toobin's 'Vast Conspiracy' document on-line now

 

MIA T:

...Now, as regards the wretched Cheapside brat,

And turmoil his concupiscence begat,

Methinks MacJeff's crook'd feelpolitik, the lasix death, his solipsistic sex

Thou must put in cold blood'd cardiovascular context.

 

The brain deviseth laws for the blood,

but the brain 'tself is ne'er understood.

The King's crook'dness flows from limp circulation.

Methinks the solution is swift amputation.

 

 

ED ZEHR:

Thou place thy versifier in a quandary,

Redoubling thy most sharp-edged entendre.

The gist of they intent can I but gape on.

Dost thou propose the prez be made a capon?

 

In blood caught up these wretches play their role,

But this must not become Le Grand Guignol.

Lest those of delicate mien be made to faint,

'Twere better I should exercise restraint.

 

Mind you, Act I, scene 4 drips the odd bit of gore here and there.

 

MIA T:

Thy bard's excessive predilection metaphorical

confuseth redoubled sharp-edged entendre with one blunt oracle.

 

Forsooth, thy bard surely knowth,

Phallus on eunuch can't growth.

Plucking capon from hen's an impossibility,

Unless the cluck's hermaphroditic Hillary.

from On Neutered and Neutering

 

LATE EDITION!

 

01-12-00

On Crookedness: Peyronie's Disease and the Rapist

 

The evaluation of the treatments for Peyronie's disease is difficult; the natural history is such that the plaque may resolve spontaneously. As recently as 1973, no treatment had been evaluated in a controlled clinical study.

 

Francois de LaPeyronie (1678-1747) notwithstanding, the origin of the eponym is vague and the disease remains an enigma. To this day, the treatment can be difficult. It is not surprising that so many treatments have been tried and so much dogma written.

 

Indeed, in 1903, William Johnson Walsham, the famous surgeon from St Bartholomew's Hospital in London, and author of the standard surgical text book of the day, wrote; "... if treatment of the plaque with iodides is unsuccessful ... or if the induration progresses ... then the whole penis must be promptly amputated." Would that Dr. Walsham had treated the Rapist.

 

The Rapist may have had penile surgery, nonetheless. To excise the inculpatory evidence in Jones v. clinton.

 

Note:

•Peyronie's disease occurs most frequently in middle-aged men, less frequently in older men and infrequently in younger men who have more elastic tissues.

 

•The acquired penile curvature of Peyronie's disease can result from certain sexual practices.

 

•Correction of congenital penile curvature -- or acquired penile curvature secondary to Peyronie's disease -- can be accomplished through a number of simple surgical techniques and medical treatments.

 

•Correction is difficult to detect but it is possible when done by an expert who is specifically looking for it.

 

•When the surgery is performed, the urologist's standard recommendation is that the patient USE CRUTCHES AND LATER A CANE to avoid irritating the area.

 

So the question hanging out there is this:

Was the Rapist the first U.S. President in history to obstruct justice by penile surgery?

 

The Rapist clearly knew that Jones v. clinton was on the docket.

Being the most brilliant president ever, the Rapist must have figured out that his crookedness would do him in.

 

Doubtless, the documented serial shredder and reflexive obstructor of justice would have thought nothing of a little evidentiary nip here and tuck there.

 

But how to explain the time out for the surgery and the post-op crutches?

Eureka! (Or I should say "Fore!"?) A knee injury--actual or feigned--would certainly turn the trick.

NOTE: I would normally favor the former option--a real knee injury, as it would require one less doctor to be in on the felony obstruction (i.e., the urologist and not the orthopedic surgeon); but in this case we are dealing with a quintessential coward (one who is especially cowardly about things physical notwithstanding the rapes), so I will have to go with the latter option, a feigned bum knee... Unless...unless the penile surgery was done "in-house" on an "outpatient" basis, i.e.,unless the penile surgery in fact preceded "the accident," and the urologist was instructed to give the Rapist's knee the requisite whack whilst the coward was anesthetized and would feel no pain.

Cowardly Rapist in Africa

Either scenario--real or feigned injury--is consistent with the Rapist's convenient "accident" at the estate of pro golfer, Greg Norman where, you may recall, the Rapist injured his "knee," required emergency surgery on said "knee" and used crutches and then a cane for an extended period post-op.

The happy couple: "Mission Accomplished"

Hauling First Rapist -cum-apocalyptic-kneepad onto Air Force One

Lame FDR Impression

 

 

 

 

[yoe]

Simon & Schuster bought themselves a New York senator. They could care less whether the book is ever written. Hillary has them in her pocket because of VIACOM. $8 Million is cheap for a New York lawyer and senator.