[tomakaze]

RE: 72 Black Eyed Virgins'

what? they come pre-beaten?

[woofer]

the 72 virgins can be reached at...

C'mon buddy, cough up the number where we can reach the babes...

[rwfromkansas]

bump

[F-117A]

The black-eyed virgins are probably the North end of a South bound pig!

[stevem]

There seems to be some dissention among the Taliban. I have it on good authority that there was a Taliban private named Promullafessor Haroldaktar Hillosama on a three day pass had lit out from Mazar-e Sharif to Kunduz singing, "The sadder but wiser girl for me, for me. The sadder but wiser girl for me."

[Ciexyz]

Pretty weird stuff.

[pgkdan]

what a sick bunch.

[Kermit the Frog Does theWatusi]

"Don't get your hopes up, Mohammed."

[Two Thirds Vote Aye]

These fools are waking up to a BIG SURPRISE on the other side.

[imperator2]

A Joke:

Abdul and Mohamed owned a rug store in Kabul. They promised each other that whoever dies as a martyr first, will come back to earth and tell the other what it is like in heaven with 72 virgins.

Abdul went and joined Bin Laden and blew himself up in a crowded market.

Many month passed and Mohamed was tending to the rug store and thinking of his old partener Abdul. He suddenly heard a sound: "Mohamed, Mohamed!!"
Is that you Abdul?
Yes it is Mohamed.
Tell me Abdul, what is it like up there???

Oh! its great. I get up in the morning have sex, go for a walk, have sex, have breakfast then have more sex, take a nap, have sex again, eat lunch, have sex again, go for a run, have sex, have dinner, have sex again, take an evening nap, have sex again. Then I go to sleep, and do the same thing again every day!!

WOW ABDUL!! it seems great up there in heaven!!!

Hey Mohamed, who said anything about heaven... I am a rabbit in Montana!!!

[Alouette]

"The Onion" has a different idea of what's in store for the hijackers in the tropics of eternity:

JAHANNEM, OUTER DARKNESS—The hijackers who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon expressed confusion and surprise Monday to find themselves in the lowest plane of Na'ar, Islam's Hell.

"I was promised I would spend eternity in Paradise, being fed honeyed cakes by 67 virgins in a tree-lined garden, if only I would fly the airplane into one of the Twin Towers," said Mohammed Atta, one of the hijackers of American Airlines Flight 11, between attempts to vomit up the wasps, hornets, and live coals infesting his stomach. "But instead, I am fed the boiling feces of traitors by malicious, laughing Ifrit. Is this to be my reward for destroying the enemies of my faith?"

The rest of Atta's words turned to raw-throated shrieks, as a tusked, asp-tongued demon burst his eyeballs and drank the fluid that ran down his face.

Works for me.