Michael Jackson: I HAVE ANTRHAX?? Very Sick; Being Tested Now (my title)

Newsoftheworld via Drudge ^ | 11/04/2001

[nimc]

Yes Michael, indeed, you are very sick!

[Conservative til I die]

You sound like Michael Jackson owes you money.

[Helms]

Excellent example of the self absorbed, paranoiac mind produced by Fame in Hollywood. Seems as though their worlds grow smaller.

[Lizzy W]

He bleached his kid out, too?

[11th Earl of Mar]

MICHAEL JACKSON IS A SYMBOL OF THE AMERICAN DREAM:

Where else but America could a poor young black boy grow up into a rich white woman?

[RANGERAIRBORNE]

Well, I guess in way he DOES owe me money- for all of his crappy CD's that my kids bought (apparently I am the only music-lover in the family!)

But no, the little faggot really doesn't owe me any money- not that I would handle it after he had touched it with his child-molesting fingers, anyway...

NOT the President of the Michael Jackson Fan Club!

[boothead]

Very Sick; Being Tested Now

May need hysterectomy in next few days.

[Cold Heat]

He should have stayed away from the 13 year old boy with poison ivy. LOL!

[eddie willers]

Jackson, 43, spoke to the News of the World through his psychic best friend Uri Geller!

Am I the only one who noticed the source of this "interview"?

[Dialup Llama]

And he paid money for that nose job?

[Lady GOP]

unbelievable.

[Thinkin' Gal]

Because-I don't know if I should say this-I'm very sick.

OMG, we had no idea.

[irish_lad]

Jackson is the most f*cked-up person I've ever seen. He should get the Howard Hughes award for loony of the year.

[Plummz]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, and the other's used to carry groceries.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon;
but Michael Jackson . . .

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raped little boys.

[michigander]

Hypochondriac?!?

Didn't he go around with a surgical mask on for a while?
He'll make Howard Hughes look sane.

[Plummz]

Am I the only one who noticed the source of this "interview"?

Uri was having tea taking the the questions from the News of the World editors, while Jackson was answering in Malibu by talking to his spoons.

Duh.

[spokeshave]

So Jacko thinks he has anthrax, huh? His obsesive-compulsive fear of germs is rivaled only by Howard Hughes. It has truely been sad to see the decline over the years from great talent to a caricature of madness.

Add Al Bore as No III.

According to reports he washed his hands with his own special soap after greeting people..and showered seven or so times a day...

And that from the owner of the biggest and most toxic polluting site in his home state...his back yard Zinc mine curtesy of Occidental Petroleum....