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Alcoholic bear cured of vodka habit
Komsomolskaya Pravda, via Ananova ^
| 10/29/2001
Posted on 10/29/2001 6:39:46 AM PST by dighton
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posted on
10/29/2001 6:39:46 AM PST
by
dighton
To: dighton
Now, if they could only cure Boris Yeltsen, and the rest of his countrymen.
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posted on
10/29/2001 6:43:18 AM PST
by
jerod
To: dighton
"Hello. My name is Potapych and I'm an alcoholic."
To: dighton
Yeltsin?
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posted on
10/29/2001 6:44:15 AM PST
by
OWK
To: dighton
This reminds me of years ago, a shopping center had a chimpanzee in a cage. Kids would light cigarettes and hand them to him. He would hunker down and smoke them, just like a human. A few years later, if someone handed him a smoke, he'd run over and put it out in his water dish. They kicked his "habit."
To: riley1992
White Russians maybe ?
To: NoCurrentFreeperByThatName
"Alcoholic bear cured of vodka habit" I'm glad to hear Ditka's doing better.
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posted on
10/29/2001 6:53:45 AM PST
by
SubSailor
To: NoCurrentFreeperByThatName
I don't ever want to see vodka again as long as I live.
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posted on
10/29/2001 6:55:44 AM PST
by
riley1992
To: SubSailor
I'm glad to hear Ditka's doing better.Getting away from New Orleans does wonders, I suppose.
To: dighton
Absolut-ly amazing.
To: riley1992
I hear you. Vodka and Tang in the 10th grade. I was sick for three days.
To: crazykatz; Petronski; wildandcrazyrussian
Ping (hic)!
To: dighton
Later the bear helped itself to the vodka, and the pair would often be seen staggering around the estate.Another Kennedy moment.
To: dighton
"Later the bear helped itself to the vodka, and the pair would often be seen staggering around the estate."
Authorities state that the bear became uncontrollable one evening on a manhattan binge lacked olives, raiding the homes of several villagers to eat porrige and check the softness of thier sleeping quarters. Antonin Crapaloadof stated that the bears guttural noises sounded like "this ones too soft, this ones too hard, this ones just right" right before it collapsed on the mattress.
In a followup, the bear has completed a 12 step program and accepted Christ as his redeemer and holds a steady job at the local KFC making cole slaw where he bemaons the availability of moderate paying jobs. "Theres really no place for an ex vodkahund like me to get good job training" He emphatically stated, "capitalism sucks and so does perrier"
To: riley1992
I don't ever want to see vodka again as long as I live.Fortunately, it is colorless so technically....
One word: Tequila.
To: dighton
Does a bear sip in the woods.
To: NoCurrentFreeperByThatName
Eeeeeeeew. That made me ill just thinking about it.
To: NoCurrentFreeperByThatName
Vodka and Tang in the 10th grade. I was sick for three days.Yeah, that Tang stuff can really do you in.
To: NotTheDevil
(Ping) thought youd appreciate post #14
To: NoCurrentFreeperByThatName
I'll never forget the night I drank way too much peppermint schnapps...YUK!
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