[vmatt]

That settles it! Thanks to your out-of-context verse, I'm never going to Church again! I have seen the light! Now where's my Jack Chick comics.

This reminds me of a young child being flippant while adults are being serious. I suspect that you're harmless and will just go and play with your comics.

[Conservative til I die]

Hey, you're the one who's certain that going to Church is somehow wrong. You've also admitted you consider yourself extremely ignorant spiritually.

Knowing that, I think I'll go with the teachings of Catholics, Orthodox, and Protestants on matters of faith for the last 2000 years rather than the beliefs of Pope VMatt the First.