"Black II"

Internal Pentagon Documents ^ | 10/10/01 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")

Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!!

Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!"
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!!
Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...

I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D
How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!!
God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled... IGNORED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to Black...
SLAUGHTERED 'bout all I see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!

Un hunh...un hunh...woo...

I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY Star...
But somebody else must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!! JUSTICE BE THINE!!!!!!
How can it be?! It Can't be...it Shan't be!!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuud...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!

Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...

Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C.

[Ligeia]

On a Google search, this is the only reference to them I can find:

Under the opening titles, we see a combo called the Angry Young Pachyderms at the Virginia Republican Convention, performing a ditty called Don't You Know It's Your Fault?, a sneering diatribe against compassion for the hungry, far more odious than any of the songs Tim and David Robbins wrote for Bob Roberts. And if Bob had sung the same lyrics, we would have dismissed that film as liberal extremism. Even the crudest conservative wouldn't stoop this low, we'd think--at least not publicly. Oh, yes they would, it turns out. Continue

This lib reporter hated them!

[okie01]

For ol' Hank, a good one is "Six Pack to Go."

I'll take that "Six Pack to Go" and head for them "Oklahoma Hills Where I Was Born".

[Snow Bunny]

Joplin and that song..... wish I could. I could try it once then have no voice for months. hahahaaa

I love so many of the different voices out there. Past and present.

Here is one for you.....giggle... I also love Meatloaf's..... " I don't do that". It is all in the minor key and there is something haunting about the minor key , I love it.ha ha ha ha

[annalex]

Thank you.

[goldilucky]

evening bump to you!

: )

[Mudboy Slim]

This is definitely off-topic, but is anyone watching the A's-Yanks game (now top of the 9th)? Ann Coulter's sitting in the front row, right behind the Left-handed batters, viewable from the outfield camera each time they show the pitcher pitching.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Don't You Know It's Your Fault?", a sneering diatribe against compassion for the hungry, far more odious than any of the songs Tim and David Robbins wrote for Bob Roberts. And if Bob had sung the same lyrics, we would have dismissed that film as liberal extremism. Even the crudest conservative wouldn't stoop this low, we'd think--at least not publicly."

ROFLMAO...I can't wait until these Leftist Critics start hatin' me and my music!! Gonna be a hoot!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Oklahoma Hills Where I Was Born".

They have hills in Oklahoma? They sure don't have 'em in Kansas...where I was born.

LOL and FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Joplin and that song...wish I could. I could try it once then have no voice for months."

That seals it, I'm gonna have to sing it myself...LOL!!

"I love so many of the different voices out there. Past and present."

Yep...I'm partial to Merle Haggard, Waylon Jennings, Bob Seger, and Bruce Springsteen, but I'm getting the hang of Dylan, Clapton, and, lately, Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam. Music really is the great uniter, IMHO...it's a shame that the RightWing has ignored its Power fer so long.

"Here is one for you.....giggle... I also love Meatloaf's..... " I don't do that". It is all in the minor key and there is something haunting about the minor key , I love it."

Meatloaf...that brings back some memories. In high school, I used to think that song about "getting to third" and "stealing home" was so risque...LOL!! These days, it probably wouldn't even register on the Raunchy-Meter, compared to some of the nastiness you hear on FM.

My parents give me holy heck about using words like A$$ and Whore in my lyrics...then again, I once had to eat soap fer saying "fart"...LOL!! Yes, Mom and Dad, I'm talkin' 'bout you again.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

De nada, mi amigo...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"King of the Ho's"
(To be sung to Roger Miller's "King of the Road")

Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shan't fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum...
Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!!
Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King...
King of the Ho's!!!

Slick's ceegars sure do stink...
Masturbatin' in his sink.
Hill's a worn-out dried-up shrew...
Bill ain't touched her in many moons!!
Yes, folks...li'l Willard gets around...
Short...and not too big around!
Left prays...to their King on their knees...
King of the Ho's!!

Slick bombed Kosovo, li'l Sudan, and Saddam Hussein...
Killed many young children but hasn't no shame!!
Slick's got his hand out in every town...
Yet, we'll FReep his House and FReep Fer Justice and we'll bring him down!!
I sing...Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shan't fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!

Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum...
Bill put...McDougal in his tomb!!
Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King...
King of the Ho's!!!
Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shan't fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!

And a Good Evening to you as well...MUD

[Snow Bunny]

,,,"it's a shame that the RightWing has ignored its Power fer so long.".....

I agree with you. Also I LOVE Bob Seger and the ones you mentioned.

You are so funny. When I was 13 I said the word ' darn' and yep... got my mouth washed out with soap.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Sheeple Gotzta Be FRee"
(To be sung to The Rascals' "People Got To Be Free")

All the World over, it's so easy to see...
Sheeple ev'rywhere just wanna be FRee!
Listen here, listen 'bout Ol' Slick's TYRANNY...
DETHRONE THE TYRANT...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!!

Folks must see-ee...what a lovely, lovely World this could be...
If everyone learned to FReep Slick Willie! Unh hunh...
Seems that he...sold us out, sold our Security!!
Ohh, how can you and me really ever trust Ol' Bubba?!
Now...help me now!!
All the World over, good folks yearn to be FRee...
People in this Country don't need squat from DemFreaks!!
We must now demand it...screw the folks in DeeCee...
People really care...you must believe me!!

"If there's a Man, whose down and needs a helpin' hand...
All it takes is YOU to understand and pull him thru. Ahh ah ah...
Seems to me...we gotta solve it individually...
And I'll do unto you what you do fer me!!"

Buh-uh-uh-ut...
I'll be shoutin' from the Mountains or out to Sea...
Don't you worry 'bout it...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!!
Ask me my opinion...'bout impris'nin Willie...
Now that's a vile bastard, don't deserve to be FRee!!

Get RIGHT on board, now...
Oh, what a feelin'...won'tcha come on and FReep!!
Gonna move some mountains...make'em hear in DeeCee!
All patriots say come on and go see...
Sheeple are awakening...good folks, MARCH ON DEECEE!!

See that train over there...
That's the Train of FReedom!!
Slick'll soon take a dive...any minute now...
You know it's been a long...long overdue!
Look Out, Ol' Dukie's comin' right on thru...

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"When I was 13 I said the word 'darn' and yep... got my mouth washed out with soap."

Don't tell my parents...I've got them convinced they were the Strictest Parents in the History of the Planet!! My three younger brothers appreciated my breakin' 'em in, though...they got away with murder** in comparison!! Ain't that Right, guys?

LOL...MUD

**Unlike the EX-Rapist-in-Chief, I'm just speaking rhetorically.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Dubyuh/Ashcroft Need to Pursue Osama bin Clinton, too!!"

FReegards, ladies...MUD

BTW...KLT, I'm not sure if that pertains to you or not...LOL!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"ChinaGate Fer Dummies!!"

Monica Lewinsky was Outed to Hide TREASON!!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"If You Wanna Git Bill Clinton..."
(To be sung to the Ozark Mountain Daredevils' "If You Wanna Get To Heaven...")

(Mudboy on harp...)

I never read it in the papers...I never saw it on the news...
I heard it on Rush Limbaugh...on AM radio...
If you hate the Waco Slaughter...
You gotta help MUD fer a spell!!
If you wanna git Bill Clinton...
We gotta RAISE A LOTTA HELL!!! Yeah...

I FReep...therefore, I am!!
Folks, I feel it in my soul...
Won'tcha meet me at the White House?!
Re-Impeach!! We'll reach our goal!!
If you wanna know a secret...
You got to promise not to tell!!
House's gonna Re-Impeach Bill Clinton...
We're gonna put Slick in a cell!!

(MUD harpin' like the dickens!!!)

I never thought it'd be this easy...
I never thought it'd be this fun...
But we FReeped Truth on Rush Limbaugh...
Now, we got Slick on the run!!
If you fear Country's in danger...
You gotta know Slick's Soul's Fer Sale!!
Folks, we're gonna git Bill Clinton...
We'll DETHRONE his Soul to HELL!!!

(MUD harpin' fer his dinner!!!)

Folks, we're gonna git Bill Clinton...
FReepers, gonna git Bill Clinton!!!
Gonna send Slick straight to Prison!!!
Folks, it's SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!!

FReegards, all...MUD

"No man can know what power he can call rightly his unless he presses a little."
Robert Frost, notebook entry, 1913

1 Posted on 08/07/2000 21:11:04 PDT by Mudboy Slim ('Cuz Justice is worth fightin' fer!!)

BTW, Rush, hope the Doctor's appointment went well and WELCOME BACK!!

[Snow Bunny]

ROTFL...... hahahhahhahahhahahahahaa

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Clinton National Security Scandal and Coverup (Sen. Inhofe's Speech)"

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Whew...#100!! At this rate, Clinton'll be in Jail by Christmas this year!!

Now...I'm gonna get me some shuteye!!

MUD