"Black II"

Internal Pentagon Documents ^ | 10/10/01 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")

Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!!

Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!"
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!!
Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...

I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D
How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!!
God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled... IGNORED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to Black...
SLAUGHTERED 'bout all I see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!

Un hunh...un hunh...woo...

I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY Star...
But somebody else must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!! JUSTICE BE THINE!!!!!!
How can it be?! It Can't be...it Shan't be!!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuud...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!

Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...

Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C.

[Mudboy Slim]

Ready to ROCK?!!

"I Want You/We'll Git You"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "I Want You")

You're guilty 'cuz yer minions spied...
Your feckless Sycophants, they lied...
Yer feeble saxophone says I/we?...MUST DETHRONE YOU!!
You'll go to Hell 'cuz yer a WHORE...
Good folks curse your face with scorn...
BOY, YOU SHANT GO FREE, so help me Lord...we'll get you!!

I want you...I want you...I want you...soooo bad!!
Willie, we'll git you...

While weak-kneed politicians sleep...
The Left-Wing Med'yuh luvs ya, creep...
But Patriots continue to FReep...Jail waits fer you!!
'Cuz the Lord is King and He is Just...
In prison, BOY, you will end up...
Yer apologists' will soon fess up...We'll sing fer TRUTH!!
I want you...I want you...Slick, I want you...sooo bad!!
Willie, we'll git you...

Boy, while phat interns may go down...
True love, you've been without it!!
Yeah, them Socialist Whores...you they'd crown...
Can they stop us?! I DOUBT IT!!
Slick, children burned in yer Waco Raid...
And Elian, he shouldda stayed...
Reno's Justice it ain't...her soul will BURN!!

Slick, yer just a FREAK...
Now, yer tramplin' our Liberties...
But this here's the Land of the FRee...
Yer World we will...SHATTER!!!!

I want you...I want you...I want you...soooo bad!!
Willie, we'll git you!!

Bill, you SOLD OUT to them Ol' Chinese coots...
Who choke the FRee with their jackboots...
Yer Evilness seems so kewl to them...TYRANTS!!
Boy, we'll git you becuz you lied...
Becuz you took us fer a ride...
And becuz RIGHT is on our side...becuz I...
I want you...I want you...Slick, I want you...soooo bad!!
Willie, we'll git you...

(Harp jammin' to fade)

Hey folks, I've been FReepin' SW Virginny fer the last coupla days and nights but am anxious to move onto "Black III" (featuring the new, improved version of The Band's "The Weight")...please link me to any really good threads I couldda missed over the last 72 hours and we can get this thread over the 500 mark in a jiffy!!

Good to see y'all...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The greatness of our Constitution and our Founding Fathers rest on their recognition that the natural, God-given yearning of the human spirit is fer FReedom. We are the one people...in the World today that expects the normal condition of Life to be peaceful, tranquil, and to feature the Pursuit of Happiness.

Our Country exudes that belief. It is, in fact, infectious. Which is why we become a threat to those who believe the natural condition is oppression, domination by a select few leaders. That's not us!!"

Rush Limbaugh (10/01 edition of the Limbaugh Letter).

Rush's Right...MUD

[KLT]

Well MUD, there are so many great links, I'll link you to what I can...Oooooo, those lyrics, you know what they do to me....

Hillary Clinton with the puffy shirt and ole crusty

Top 10 Reasons Why Wearing a Burqa Wouldn't Be So Bad

I MET JUDGE STARR

Hillary Got A New Pantsuit

Donald Smaltz's Report Released

Well, here's a start, let me know if I can help you further, my good friend...Have you noticed alot of wackie newbies lately? I've had some pretty involved fights in the last few days....

[ChaseR]

"Which is why we become a threat to those who believe the natural condition is oppression, domination by a select few leaders. That's not us!!"

Good post Mud.

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

Thanks for posting the Trie link, Mudboy. (^:

Here are a couple links exposing the enemy within.

The United States Military vs. the Media: Constitutional Friction (Long) The press's legal, ethical responsibilites during wartime.
Our Inspector Clouseau Press 150+head of VOA refuse their Commander-in-Chief and play Taliban propaganda. Help replace the traitors with patriots.

[Mudboy Slim]

"A New Classic from the King of FReeper Parodyists, Doug from Upland!!"

WoooHoooooo, DFU...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Good post Mud."

Thank you, my FRiend...what did you do, get a new 'puter? Usually, the longer threads cause your CPU problems...I'll start "Black III" as soon as I hit #500.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Have you noticed alot of wackie newbies lately? "

I've been off-line fer a coupla days, so NO! However, when you find these folks, please send them my way.

I like wackie newbies (=^D)...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

From the same article from which #482 was derived, I found the following...

"The World War II generation proved its mettle. Now it's time for a new generation or two to step forward, and be heard."

Reckon we oughtta keep hollerin'...MUD

[philman_36]

You've got FRmail. Just thought I'd let you know.

[Snow Bunny]

Hi there FReeper man. heh heh...BUMPity Bump to you.

[Mudboy Slim]

Nice Bookmark, RC...and nice post, WW!!

Now, TPW...I'll respond to yer continued slanderin' of Ronaldus Maximus on the appropriate thread, but will you not agree that Reagan was the Greatest POTUS of MY Lifetime (born in '63)?! If ya hates Reagan like ya hates Clinton, who's got the Moral Gravitas to head the Executive Branch, in yer opinion? Did you like Ike?

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"You have mail! You have 105 new messages."

Thanks...I'll check soon...=^D!!

FReegards, my FRiend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Howdy, ma'am...

"RE-Impeachment May Help GOP After All...!! (6/25/99)"

Vuja de all over again...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Day Begins/Late Lament"
(Original Lyrics by the Moody Blues)

Cold-hearted orb that rules the night
Removes the colours from our site.
Red is grey, and yellow white,
But we decide which is right,
And which is an illusion.
Pinprick holes in a colourless sky
Let inspired figures of light pass by.
The mighty light of ten-thousand suns
Challenges infinity and is soon gone.
Night-time, to some, a brief interlude,
To others the fear of Solitude.
Brave Helios, wake up your steeds
And bring the warmth the countryside needs.

Breathe deep, the gathering gloom.
Watchlights fade from every room.
Bedsitter people look back and lament
Another day's useless energy spent.
Impassioned lovers wrestle as one.
Lonely man cries for love and has none.
New mother picks up and suckles her son.
Senior citizens wish they were young,
Cold-hearted orb that rules the night
removes the colours from our sight.
Red is grey, and yellow white,
But we decide which is right,
And which is an illusion."

"That is great all on its own as they originally wrote it," Phil was quoted...haughtily.

Great song, Phil...have you ever considered FReepin' it?! I'm about to post a "Black III" thread...why don't you sit back and think awhile...then come up with some original-- PATRIOTIC--lyrics to this Muddy Blues' classic?!

FReegards...MUD

[goldilucky]

Good evening to ya, Mudboy! Some jams you got here going.

[Mudboy Slim]

Howdy, MizG...

"Some jams..."

Nawww...ain't even midnite, we're gonna git some good tunes goin' on "Black III"...after'n' we get all the ol' folks and East-Coasters ta bed!!

Do you like The Band? Been on a The Band-kick lately...never been on a The Band-kick afore.

I like it..."Bread"'s next...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[goldilucky]

Do ya have any of Blood Sweat and Tears?

[Mudboy Slim]

Not yet...got any suggestions?

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

#500...GO TIME!!

MUD