Replies

Picture the scene.
I'm driving a COMPACT sized car (read as DEATHCAN) down the highway in a 65mph zone.
I have a can of Doc Pepper, and two passengers.
My two passengers are cutting up.
I keep warning them NOT to say anything when I was taking a sip.
Did I mention that to keep from being run down by semi's you have to do 73 MPH?
I'm taking a sip, on a long sweeping curve.
And one of the passengers cracks a rather funny joke.
Instantly I was aware of a few things.
First, my eyes were now bulging from their sockets.
Secondly, I was getting wet as I had soda spraying into my lap and onto my arm and shirt.
Thirdly, the car was on it's own.
Fourth, my eyes were beginning to water and I had carbonated foam spraying from nmy sinuses.
Once I got my rebelling face back under control, I had to get the car under control as well...