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To: PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain
Were are the rest of the calvinist's, is it getting to hot in here for them? That would be a first! A Jew, Catholic, and a IFBB take down the calvinist's (there is a joke in there some where.:) LOL

LOL. I'd think "lull before the storm." Even Calvinists have to eat lunch.

SD

350 posted on 10/01/2002 11:04:32 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: angelo; SoothingDave; al_c
Pollster George Barna the 48-year-old author of 30 books, who describes himself as a raging introvert

Oh...Oh...new nick name for angelo.

Raging Introvert

LOL

BigMack

353 posted on 10/01/2002 11:09:11 AM PDT by PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain
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To: SoothingDave; angelo; RnMomof7; al_c
Even Calvinists have to eat lunch.

Or maybe they have been predestined to eat lunch today instead of being on this thread. :)

1.How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. God has predestined when the light will be on. Calvinists do not change light bulbs. They simply read the instructions and pray the light bulb will be one that has been chosen to be changed.

2.How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?

Change???

3.How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.

4.How many independent fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, because any more might result in too much cooperation.

5.How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They always use candles.

6.How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb?

Its our light bulb, all you gentile dogs stay away from it.

:)

BigMack
356 posted on 10/01/2002 11:25:40 AM PDT by PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain
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