Once we’ve sufficiently insulted everyone’s intelligence, we’ll toss it over to McGruff’s for her deeply important segment on shoe lifts for dwarfs. Because nothing says “must-see FR Threads” like helping short people reach the top shelf at the grocery store while the rest of us pretend this is news. Then we’ll close with RandFan’s exclusive on his new line of pesticides specifically engineered for insect infestation removal in cornrows. You know, for all the viewers whose biggest problem in life is bugs living rent-free in their braids. Can’t wait to see the demo where he sprays a mannequin head and everyone claps like it’s the moon landing.
This lineup is pure gold, Condo. We’ll trend for all the wrong reasons and still call it “diverse programming.” Well done.
“Well done.”
Thanks. But this is nothing. Have you picked up a New Testament lately? I think the main character would grate on your nerves...