Posted on 01/05/2022 10:32:13 AM PST by JAG 5000
Females As Leaders/Pastors Of Males In Evangelical Churches.
By JAG
Jan 4, 2022
"I like the freedom to be a preacher", said the Reverend. Henrietta Smartr Thangod, senior pastor of the Rebellious Saints Evangelical Mega-Church.
"What about sodomy", asked the Rev. Deal Infacts, "do you like sodomy?"
"What?"
"Well", replied the Rev. Deal Infacts, "the same reasons used to empower you to be a leader of men, women, and children in Evangelical churches, are also used to empower homosexuals to be leaders of men, women, and children in Evangelical churches."
{When she heard that, the Rev. Henrietta Smartr Thangod got her shorts in a twist and stared coldly at Rev. Deal Infacts.)
"It was not an accident", continued the Rev. Deal Infacts, "that the Women's Empowerment Movement came BEFORE the Homosexual Empowerment Movement."
"Explain?"
"The two 'freedoms' go hand in hand", replied Rev. Deal Infacts, "Your Rebellious Saints Evangelical Mega-Church does not obey the Bible when it says women are not to preach (1 Tim. 2:11-14 and 1 Cor. 14:34-38) so there is no reason for your Rebellious Saints Evangelical Mega-Church to obey the Bible when it says for members of your church not to perform homosexual sex acts (Romans 1:24-27 and 1 Cor. 6:9-11 and 1 Tim. 1:8-11) ~ and when it says for them not to preach or pastor Christian churches if they do perform homosexual sex acts . . .
. . . [Rev. Deal Infacts paused for a moment and then added] :
No Christian denomination will embrace homosexuals as pastors of their churches without first changing their minds about women being pastors of their churches."
The Rev. Deal Infacts continued . . .
"You becoming the pastor of the Rebellious Saints Evangelical Mega-Church makes it easy for homosexuals to become pastors of other Rebellious Saints Evangelical churches. Step one, first comes women as preachers in Evangelical Christian Churches. Step two, next comes homosexual preachers and pastors in Evangelical Christian churches.
And remember Rev. Henrietta Smartr Thangod, you helped make that become a reality."
"Not all homosexuals who are members in good standing in Evangelical churches practice sodomy", smirked the Rev. Henrietta Smartr Thangod.
"That is correct", replied Rev. Deal Infacts, "but the Evangelical LGBTQ Movement within Evangelical churches has a message for the children in those churches and their message to the children is that sodomy is normal and good moral behavior for married homosexual couples in Evangelical churches ~ that sodomy is not wrong. They never condemn sodomy as a sin."
Continued Rev. Deal Infacts . . .
"In fact that is the message the LGBTQ Movement within Evangelical churches delivers to everybody ~ to teens, to Fathers, to Mothers, to Families ~ and you Rev. Henrietta Smartr Thangod, helped along, to some extent, Evangelicalism's LGBTQ Movement within Evangelical churches to put their pro-sodomy message into the minds of everybody in those Evangelical churches."
The Rev. Icanplay Thisgamealso had been listening to the ongoing conversation, and he now spoke:
"The Apostle Paul, under the inspiration of the Holy Spirit, clearly and boldly said that women are forbidden to preach or pastor churches." (1 Tim. 2:11-14 and 1 Cor. 14:34-38)
"Harrumph", sneered the Rev. Henrietta Smartr Thangod, "Paul is not Jesus, and Jesus told me to preach."
"No He did not," replied the Rev. Icanplay Thisgamealso, "I talked to Jesus just this morning and Jesus told me to tell you, that you misunderstood what He told you. Jesus told me to tell you that He said for you not to preach."
"If the Rev. Henrietta Smartr Thangod can get special revelation from Jesus, so can the Rev. Icanplay Thisgamealso", observed Rev. Deal Infacts.
At this point the Rev. Deal Infacts said to Rev. Henrietta:
"In your world, according to the way you interpret the Bible, maybe Jesus did not really die for our sins. The same Bible that says Jesus died for our sins also says that a woman is not permitted to teach or assume authority over a man (1 Tim. 211-14). You're on dangerous ground here Rev. Henrietta Smartr Thangod because the way you interpret the Bible John 3:16 may not actually be true."
"Listen", said the Rev. Henrietta Smartr Thangod, "our Rebellious Saints Evangelical Mega-Church is committed to Diversity and Multiculturalism."
"If all cultures", replied Rev. Deal Infacts, "are morally equivalent, as Multiculturalism affirms, then there is no moral difference in Sodom/Gomorrah and in AnyTown, USA ~ which makes glad that Old Serpent Egalitarianism. What do you think about that?"
"We", replied the Rev. Henrietta Smartr Thangod, "here at the Rebellious Saints Evangelical Mega-church, have joined the world of the 21st century. We are not extreamists, sexists, racists, xenophobes, or homophobes. We are in step with the world and we celebrate Diversity."
Rev. Deal Infacts replied:
"The Sodomites living in the ancient city of Sodom, if they could have known about Liberalism's celebration of Diversity, would have been tickled pink. The mayor of Sodom would have said, "America's liberal Rebellious Saints Evangelical Mega-Church wants to celebrate us, oh joy."
"Don't be so harsh with the good people of the ancient city of Sodom", replied the Rev. Henrietta Smartr Thangod, "they may all have been good Christian people at heart."
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Thoughts? Don't hold back ~ hold forth
I am a very strong outspoken woman. THAT BEING SAID, I believe that God has ordained MEN to lead. I would NEVER attend a church with a Woman as a Pastor. PERIOD.
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Read this one first:
Inside the Evangelical Fight Over Gay Marriage | Time
This one is the biggy
If you are an Evangelical, be prepared to be startled.
If the link is dead, simply google this:
“Inside the Evangelical Fight Over Gay Marriage Time”
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Then later this one . . .
The strange decline of US evangelicalism (christiantoday.com)
Or google “The strange decline of US Evangelicalism”
if the link is dead
JAG
If a woman pastor taught the Word of God without apology, I would attend her church over that of any man who preaches a WOKE Gospel.
My wife has a long time friend that is an Episcapalian minister. I have known this woman for 20 years. She was foul mouthed before becoming a minister, and still is today. I went to one of her sermons once. It felt so... wrong. Mostly, I think it was because of the extreme liberal view that the Episcapalian Church has of Christianity.
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“I am a very strong outspoken woman.”__There
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I wish we had more strong outspoken men in the GOP and in Christendom. /Big Grin
I’m guessing, but I bet you wish that too.
Best Regards.
JAG
Yours is a strawman hypothetical, however.
I would not, I would leave a Woke church and find a man of God who teaches God’s word as it is intended to be, inerrant. There are plenty of them!
I want to be INLINE with GOD and HIS WORD, NOT inline with MY OPINION!
That’s a false dichotomy. There are always other options to find sound biblical doctrine in a church with the proper view of men and women. For years my wife and I drove an hour every Sunday to attend a church because we disagreed with the doctrine of every church in our town.
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Sad to say, but the Episcapalians (aka the Whiskeypalians) have gone to the dogs, so to speak /just saying.
Best Regards.
JAG
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Absolutely! There is nothing more Life giving and attractive than a Man who takes Godly Leadership!
Cool names of pastors, bro.
Women pastors is the definition of a woke church.
I have yet to see a denomination that ordained women as pastors that has not eventually gone into full blown apostasy.
Can you name one?
In Scranton, I attend a church pastored by the incredible Tom Sica. I would never leave. There are other good options in Scranton, but there are some areas which are not as fortunate, if I am to believe those who left my area and came back.
Nope!
Straw man much, eh
I understand the points you make against women pastors and homosexual pastors.
But this discussion also needs to include the fact that most evangelical churches with a pastor as preacher VIOLATES basic biblical standards.
Even in Bible believing churches in Texas pastors don’t see need for Old Testament. They are New Testament only.
Jesus is the Word and we don’t believe Him but think we do. Our world is so up side down but some day soon Jesus will straighten it out..
I think that Paula White is one of the biggest charlatan frauds I’ve ever seen.
And it greatly saddens me that she leads Trumps evangelical advisors.
Possibly explains a lot.
I’ve never see a conservative church led by a woman.
God over Christ, Christ over man, Man over woman, woman over children. - Jesse Lee Peterson paraphrasing the Bible.
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