Famous Catholic exorcist priest recounts how he met the devil

Christian Post ^ | 03/10/2020 | Brandon Showalter

[Candor7]

I will believe in the Devil 100% if there is a video of that!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

You do not have to believe, just look at any human who is addicted to crystal meth. They become demons:

https://www.addictionhelper.com/drugs/crystal-meth/addiction-abuse/

[Mr. K]

"who is said to have performed over 60,000 exorcisms over the course of his 30 "

Seriously, can't anyone do math anymore?

That's 5 a day.

[Buckeye McFrog]

That's 5 a day.

Look around. Seems about right.

[GOP Poet]

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[woodbutcher1963]

“Sympathy For The Devil”
By K. Richards & M. Jagger

Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
I’ve been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man’s soul and faith

And I was ‘round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Tsar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a general’s rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made

I shouted out,
“Who killed the Kennedys?”
When after all
It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what’s confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer

Cause I’m in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste

Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I’ll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah

But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down

Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, what’s my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name

Tell me baby, what’s my name
I tell you one time, you’re to blame
Ooo, who
Ooo, who

Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
What’s my name
Tell me, baby, what’s my name

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Brian Williams checked the math. No problem.

[pepsi_junkie]

RE: “I speak with the Devil every day. I talk to him in Latin. He answers in Italian."
Why can’t he speak English for a change?

Soros prefers romance languages.

[cloudmountain]

Amid a proliferating secularization, satanic groups have grown significantly, particularly among the young and on social media, attendees at the course concurred

I assume that moving away from God will produce NOTHING good for anyone.

[cloudmountain]

How come there are no excorcism videos of Lucifer with the room getting cold with ice crystals forming? I will believe in the Devil 100% if there is a video of that!

Why do you assume that there are no videos of Lucifer? Is it just because you can't find them on the Internet?

Clarification:
LUCIFER is the angel created by God--the "light bearer," the "good angel."
SATAN is what the good angel turned into after he turned against his Creator: the father of all lies.

Get your information straight before you start courting REAL trouble.

[PetroniusMaximus]

I was accidentally present in a room next door to an exorcism. What I heard coming out of the person In the next room could not have been produced by human vocal chords. It scared the you know what out of me.
I happen to see the person months later and he was a totally changed person.

[cloudmountain]

I’m sure he’s not the only exorcist out there.
He's not. Each diocese has its own PANEL OF PRIESTS who perform exorcisms. It's always a team effort in spite of what Hollyweird wants you to believe. That first film about exorcism happened to a young BOY but Hollyweird changed the truth because the girl was a "better sell."
Also, there was only ONE priest and THAT is not reality.
***But, then Hollyweird doesn't deal in reality, does it?

1) Where are these exorcisms being held? 2) Is/are there more specific place/places where these demon possessions are clustered in terms of occurrence? 3) How many of these 60,000 cases have been totally healed? 4) How many are re-possessed? 5) How many of these cases have led to conversions?
Ask your local diocesan priests or bishop.

Does the RC Church gather such data?
Duh, of course it does. The "RC" Church was founded by Jesus Christ who sent His Apostles out to "teach all nations."
The Protestant denominations didn't appear until EXCOMMUNICATED Roman Catholic priest Father Martin Luther turned his back on that 1500-year old church that Jesus founded. Google it if you like.

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***"Protestant" comes from those who PROTESTED against the Roman Catholic Church but they don't PROTEST anymore and are settled entities.

[JimRed]

That’s 5.48 exorcisms per day, seven days a week for thirty years. Doesn’t pass the smell test.