[Karl Spooner]

OK. Here's something from a Catholic Church document: Matthew 19:29 And everyone who has left houses or brothers or sisters or father or mother or wife or children or fields for my sake will receive a hundred times as much and will inherit eternal life.

I have serious doubts if that is a Catholic Church document. If this shallow interpretation is meant to mean anything, then a dead beat dad is in good grace with God. You know better, dig deeper.

[Mrs. Don-o]

Are you kidding? It’s from Matthew 19 — a Catholic Church document. The person being quoted is Jesus Christ. The text is quite clear.