Actually your no Bible expert, perhaps your taught view of the Bible does not encompass all of it. Just saying!
Col 1:24
http://bible.cc/colossians/1-24.htm
Parts of the Bible you've obviously never had read to you:
"Who now rejoice in my sufferings for you, and fill up those things that are wanting of the sufferings of Christ, in my flesh, for His body, which is the church:" Colossians 1:24
"Wherefore let them also that suffer according to the will of God, commend their souls in good deeds to the faithful Creator." 1 Peter 4:19
Sorry can't re-write God's Word to fit a man made tradition.
You no doubt are referring to the KJV which showed up over 12 centuries ater the original.
Here's a few more for you to ponder, madame:
"But there are also many other things which Jesus did; which, if they were written every one, the world itself, I think, would not be able to contain the books that should be written." John 21:25
"Therefore, brethren, stand fast; and hold the traditions which you have learned, whether by word, or by our epistle." 2 Thessalonians 2:14
"And we charge you, brethren, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that you withdraw yourselves from every brother walking disorderly, and not according to the tradition which they have received of us." 2 Thessalonians 3:6