Happy Festum Asinorum!

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[DogwoodSouth]

Today on the medieval Church calendar was the Feast of the Ass...

[NCDave]

EXCELLENT!!!

[badpacifist]

To paraphrase Scripture, Numbers 22. If you ass won't move there may be an angel in the way

[null and void]

Smart ass...

[Lazamataz]

I got an Ass Feast for you on this fine Feast of the Ass Day.

[Larry Lucido]

No one ever tells me these things.

[Sacajaweau]

Remember when we looked up all the bad words in the dictionary? There’s a lot more now I’m sure.

[Lazamataz]

But aren’t you Saint Ass?

[Joe 6-pack]

We were going to throw you a surprise party...;-)

[null and void]

SOMEONE didn't like "Happy feast day of the ass!" as the thread title?

[yup2394871293]

Asinine festival?

[smvoice]

Festum Asinorum? Sounds like something Wile E. Coyote would send off for. The "ACME Festum Asinorum Celebration Kit"

[Responsibility2nd]

This is a Holy Ass Day.

 

And here's your ass in a hole.

 

[Joe 6-pack]

THE DONKEY

~G.K. Chesterton

When fishes flew and forests walked
And figs grew upon thorn,
Some moment when the moon was blood
Then surely I was born;

With monstrous head and sickening cry
And ears like errant wings,
The devil's walking parody
On all four-footed things.

The tattered outlaw of the earth,
Of ancient crooked will;
Starve, scourge, deride me: I am dumb,
I keep my secret still.

Fools! For I also had my hour;
One far fierce hour and sweet:
There was a shout about my ears,
And palms before my feet.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Barney Frank’s favorite Feast Day!

[Lazamataz]

Amazing ass hole!

[Responsibility2nd]

To find that pic, I went Google image searching for

Holy Ass

I had my safe search turned off. Oh. My. The things I saw...

[Larry Lucido]

I used to think my bosses referred to me as “the company’s greatest asset” but now I’m wondering if I was hearing them right.

[Grunthor]

“Today on the medieval Church calendar was the Feast of the Ass...”

eeeeewwwwwwww!!!!!