[Alex Murphy]

That is the type of "guidelines and policies" in place in Orthodox Presbyterian Churches and most Protestant churches. If it looks foreign to Roman Catholics, it is because the RCC has nothing of the kind in place to protect its children from pederast priests.

If it looks foreign, it's because there are no pictures to color in.

Coloring Outside the Lines [The New York Archdiocese has an unusual new weapon against child abuse]
Catholic coloring book warns US kids of pedophile priests

[Dr. Eckleburg]

LOLOL. Oops. I forgot the coloring books. Wonder what the kinds have to do to get the crayons?