[Alex Murphy]

Even before shops fill with Santa-themed goodies, the Bonifatiuswerk of German Catholics a Catholic aid organisation has begun calling for 'Santa Claus-free zones'....

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It is disputed whether he slapped him on the mouth, fed him a knuckle-sandwich, or boxed him on the ear, but one thing seems clear: Santa Claus most likely hit the heretic, Arius of Alexandria, during the Ecumenical Council of Nicaea in 325 A.D.
-- from the thread “Is Man to Become God?” [St. Athanasius]

[King_Corey]

I’d be happy with smaller scale moves here, like getting rid of the pathetic term “Seasons Greetings”. Now we always reply with a loud and hearty MERRY CHRISTMAS.

And if we get the weak “Happy Holidays” we now reply with a HAPPY HOLY DAYS TO YOU TOO.

The nutty lefties flinch.

The Christians get it and come back quickly with a Merry Christmas of their own or smile at the HOLY DAYS remarks.

[marshmallow]

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