Of course we know what “answered” means coming from LDS apologist...
“What is the capital of Norway?”
“Belgium!”
“Are you sure, is that your final answer?”
“Yes, it is correct, I have answered your question, do not keep asking me, it is already answered!”
“But is is wrong, the capital is Oslo!”
“That is your opinion, and your are distorting my response to your own ends...”
“Um, ok...”
“From now on, I’m only going to post links to mormon sites and pretend I gave answers!”
“Um, ok... Do you have any facts?”
“No, just links to mormon sites.”
Um, ok... Do you have any evidence to support mormonism’s wild claims?”
“No, just links to mormon sites.”
Um can you make a coherent and logical argument why any reasonable person should believe anything about mormonism?”
“No, I do have these links to mormon sites.”
“Um, so all you have is your feelings and some links?”
“They’re very good links. They will tell you why you are all wrong and why you should become a mormon and wear magic underwear like me and become a god like I will someday.”
“Ah! So you think people can become gods?”
“That’s so false! It’s an old accusation, [yawn] and it’s been answered at these links to mormon sites!”
“But you just said...! Um... nevermind.”
“You anti-mormons are always bringing up regurgitated falsehoods!”
“But do you believe what you just said about becoming a god?”
“I have these links you can see.”
But those links are the “truth” and If I accuse of not reading them despite the fact you have told me you have over and over and use them effectively in your own postings exposing the false doctrine of the LDS, which is truth BTW, those in our target market of marks such as those with short attentions spans, issues with rational thought but have lots of money and the spiritually weak, (oh and I left of those with gold fillings), will think how brilliant we are and how bad you look for not investigating the LDS which of course we all know you have because you know exactly how messed up our doctrine and dogma is as you demonstrate with you “lies”(wink wink), because according to our training our doctrine is sound no matter what side of an issue we are on at the time.
Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, often called Mormons, believe that families are eternal, and that the purpose of such eternal union is to create spirit children of their own, prepare worlds for those children to live upon, then guide them through the same mortal experiences and testing they themselves passed through in order to help them learn, grow, and become themselves one day worthy to receive the awesome powers attendent to beings who do such things at present, i.e. Gods.
Latter-day Saints do not believe they will be given God like powers over non-believers in the next life. In fact, faithful Latter-day Saints, as they pass into the next life, will continue to teach others who had no opportunity to hear their message while alive on this earth in order to help them attain the same level of joy and happiness they themselves expect to receive.
The fact that Latter-day Saints accept the existence of other, "Gods", in no way contradicts the accepted Christian belief in one Eternal Father (God), anymore than the existence of other mortal fathers here on earth, denies the fact that people have but one biological father.
www.lds.org .
Amazingly accurate depiction of what we’ve been witnessing from one or two of these apologists for the cult of Joseph Smith.