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To: NoRedTape

“after he was shot escaping from Jail”

Joseph Smith and his brother were murdered in cold blood. But thanks for letting us know where you stand in the anti Mormon parade.


55 posted on 05/14/2010 9:40:44 AM PDT by Saundra Duffy (For victory & freedom!!!)
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To: Saundra Duffy

How did your ‘first prophet’ of Mormonism get a pistol in a jail cell? And when he used it by shoving his hand out the door of the jail, to shoot two men —on the outside of the jail cell— oh, never mind, Saundra, it is clear you will twist the Historical facts to suit the image of your sexual degenerate ‘first prophet of Mormonism’.


57 posted on 05/14/2010 9:45:38 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Obots, believing they cannot be deceived, it is impossible to convince them when they are deceived.)
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To: Saundra Duffy
Since you have been shown many times that this is incorrect, no point in showing you again. JS was shot in a gun battle while trying to escape from jail. Where did he get the guns? Why was he in jail?

58 posted on 05/14/2010 10:32:30 AM PDT by svcw (Habakkuk 2:3)
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To: Saundra Duffy

Joseph Smith and his brother were murdered in cold blood
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Joey Smith probably shot his own brother...

In cold blood ???

Well Joey Smith also murdered two other men...in cold blood so yes...

Joey Smith had guns smuggled in to him in jail...

He intended to murder some unsuspecting men in cold blood...


60 posted on 05/14/2010 10:45:08 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: Saundra Duffy

Jo0ey Smith was shot in a gun fight he started when he tried to break out of jail...

But anti-Christians will deny that the murderer Joey Smith had guns in jail with him...

and that Joey Smith murdered two men...


61 posted on 05/14/2010 10:47:29 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: Saundra Duffy

“Joseph Smith and his brother were murdered in cold blood.”

You left out the part where the horndog Smith was hitting
on other men’s wives.

You left out the part where the tin horn dictator Smith was
running roughshod over the justice system.

You left out the part where Smith was responsible for destroying
private property.

Smith got frontier justice for his actions. You reap what
you sow. He got as much justice as he paid out to others.

There is reciprocity in this life.


67 posted on 05/14/2010 1:06:18 PM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion
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To: Saundra Duffy

Joseph Smith and his brother were murdered in cold blood
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Grasshopper, horse thieves were hung in those days...

Wife thieves and outlaws got a quick trial and a bullet...

Well Joey Smith shot his own brother in the back, and 2 other men...

and stole wives and daughteres and money and cattle and horses...

anbd killed a lot of people...

and frontier justice finally caught up to the habitual criminal and outlaw, Joey Smith


68 posted on 05/14/2010 2:02:50 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: Saundra Duffy
"Joseph Smith and his brother were murdered in cold blood. But thanks for letting us know where you stand in the anti Mormon parade."

Joe Smith was charged with ordering the destruction of the Nauvoo Press. Smith was a false prophet hack and everyone around him knew that. He was shot escaping from Jail. Simple as that. It wasn't "murder" in the slightest.

Joe Smith knew NOTHING about religion. Just a charlatan putz who should've continued selling beer from his home. (at least he had a legal license to sell booze from his house).

69 posted on 05/14/2010 11:40:32 PM PDT by NoRedTape
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To: Saundra Duffy
 
Joseph Smith and his brother were murdered in cold blood. But thanks for letting us know where you stand in the anti Mormon parade.


JESUS: Hey Smith!
Remember that boast you made about doing more than even I had done to hold the 'church' together?

JOSEPH SMITH: Where am I?

JESUS: Don't you remember? A few seconds ago you were in that jail.

JOSEPH SMITH: Oh; yeah; but where am I NOW?

JESUS: Don't you remember? Does bang - bang ring a bell?

JOSEPH SMITH: Oh; yeah - that crummy gun I had was about USELESS!

JESUS: I hope you left instructions on how to hold your church together.

JOSEPH SMITH: Dang! I knew there was SOMETHING I was forgetting!

JESUS: Looks like there's a power struggle going on down there.

JOSEPH SMITH: Yeah; there was always SOMEone who wanted the power that I held - especially over the LADIES - wink wink.

JESUS: No need to worry about that now; remember what my friend Matthew wrote down?

JOSEPH SMITH: This? “At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven” (Matthew 22:30)

JESUS: That's it.

JOSEPH SMITH: I thought that was mistranslated.

JESUS: Nah - it was right.

JOSEPH SMITH: Oh well; it was fun while it lasted. My buds will still get it on with the girls.

JESUS: Uh; I'm sorry; in just a few more years; your followers will cavein to the United States government and abandon the 'Eternal Covenant' that you came up with.

JOSEPH SMITH: ME!? YOU are the one that told me to do that!

JESUS: Sorry; but you must have mistranslated what I told you. What part of Do NOT commit ADULTERY did you not understand?

JOSEPH SMITH: mumble....

JESUS: What did you say?

JOSEPH SMITH: Oh, nothing.

JESUS: Well; it was interesting talking to you; but now I must get back to perparing a place for those who believe in Me.

JOSEPH SMITH: Oh, yeah; the Celestial Kingdom.

JESUS: No...

JOSEPH SMITH: The Telestial one?

JESUS: Nope.

JOSEPH SMITH: SUREly not the TERRESTRIAL one!!

JESUS: Nope. Didn't you read that the mind of man had NOT conceived of it? Paul wrote it down in 1 Corinthians 2:9.

JOSEPH SMITH: I thought that was mistranslated.

JESUS: No; it wasn't.

JOSEPH SMITH: You SURE?

JESUS: Yes. Now I must be going: what did you say your name was again?

JOSEPH SMITH: Joseph Smith.

JESUS: Hmmmm. According to my Heavenly Facebook, you didn't sign in as one of my friends - sorry, I never knew you.

JOSEPH SMITH: But....


71 posted on 05/15/2010 4:50:06 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Saundra Duffy
That would explain the gun he had smuggled in...

“Like a lamb led to slaughter...”

Riiiiight...

74 posted on 05/15/2010 5:55:03 AM PDT by ejonesie22 (Christians: Stand for Christ or stand aside...)
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