Pumkinist = Presbyterian
Opie: "Guess where I been!"
Andy: "Well I give up. Where?"
Opie: "I can't tell ya. But ya know what I did? I joined a club!"
Andy: "Well that's fine. What club was that?"
Opie: "I can't tell ya."
Andy: "You're kinda' secret ain't ya?"
Opie: "Uh huh. Know where we meet?"
Andy: "No. Where?"
Opie: "I can't tell ya. I got a job in the club too."
Andy: "You have?"
Opie: "Know what it is?"
Andy: "No. What?"
Opie: "I can't tell ya."
Barney: "Doggone it, why can't you tell us?"
Opie: "Well, I can't tell ya why I can't tell ya."
Andy: "For heaven sakes, why not?"
Opie: "'Cause somethin' would happen to me."
Andy: "What would happen to ya?"
Opie: "I can't tell ya. ...Well, so long. I just thought I'd come by and tell ya."
MORMONS = ???