[Bommer]

Santa Claus, repeatedly has taken Senators Obama and McCain to task, to no avail, for their continued failure to address children's issues

First question to ask: Santa, if you cared sooo much about children, then why do you bring more gifts to rich kids and poor ones have to depend on charity like Toys for Tots? Why do you hate poor children so much?

[Jet Jaguar]

Obamas kids have to rely on Santa. Obama says he doesn’t buy them Christmas presents.