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To: sionnsar

Anoreth and I will be teaching first grade Sunday School next year. We plan that she’ll play the guitar, and I’ll make them memorize the Baltimore Catechism.

“Now class, Pat’s going to levitate you up to the ceiling, and you can come down when you can repeat the answer to ‘Why did God make you?’, in unison and with correct emphasis.”


274 posted on 05/01/2007 3:31:47 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("And he had turned the Prime Minister's teacup into a gerbil.")
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To: Tax-chick

Point of advise: Don’t let the cat in on that levitation procedure.

Congratulations to you and Anoreth!


275 posted on 05/01/2007 5:06:00 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I know where I have gone wrong, and I can cite it, chapter and verse.)
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