I've decided that Anoreth and I will teach Kindergarten Sunday School next year, so that we can have Pat in class. It wouldn't be fair to inflict him on an unsuspecting teacher who doesn't realize that she's a heretic. He also levitates, which is startling to those who aren't used to it.
I wonder about my son, I used to find him in odd places like the tops of trees and the roof of the house, but I never saw him while he was getting there (I would have stopped him).
He currently wants to join the Navy and is in a cadet program where they get to do Marine Recon and stuff, that seems to satisfy his desire for high places . . .