And that Babylonian Talmud. I guess it was written in some Jewish school on Long Island? And all those Jewish schools in the area, such as Pembeditha. Were they just 7-11s.? Josephus tells us that there were quite a lot of Jews there in the Babylonian area. Some could have been running Best Western hotels, I guess.
All the sarcastic comments in the world can't change the historical fact that Babylon was in ruins by the time the NT was written, and the fact that the Iraqi church has no tradition of being founded by St. Peter.