Noah’s Ark, Pieces Intact, Found

Koenig's International News ^ | 6/14/06 | Bill Wilson

[Dog Gone]

Geologists took nine samples of the ark under the strict eye of a video team for analysis by the Smithsonian Institute.

Makes about as much sense as using foresters to collect rock samples.

[Invincibly Ignorant]

John 1:1In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2He was with God in the beginning. 3Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made.

ok.

[dfwgator]

Can't they measure in cubits?

What's a Cubit?

[Michael_Michaelangelo]

Well, I just called the number listed on his website to ask someone there in his office if he was still scheduled to appear on Foxnews Saturday at 8:00pm ET, and guess who answers the phone? Mr. Cornuke! He said that as far as he knows he is still scheduled to appear, but can't guarantee it because he's been cancelled once before right before going on Live. We shall see.

B.A.S.E. Institute

[Koblenz]

A cubit is about 18 inches. Measure based on distance between the elbow and the halfway point between your thumb and next finger. Egyptian cubits may have been a little longer, say 20 inches.

[COBOL2Java]

That's nothing, I understand that Ham's wife is still alive!

[dfwgator]

How many Ark's did Noah have?

By sheer coincidence it turns out to be the same exact number of Barbra Streisand farewell tours.

[texan75010]

Genesis 1: 1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

Genesis 1:26 Then God said, "Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, [b] and over all the creatures that move along the ground."

let Us - who is us?

[Invincibly Ignorant]

let Us - who is us?

I don't know, i wasn't there.

[CT-Freeper]

A cubit is about...

Now, maybe I am incorrect, but I think that dfwgator is just quoting the Bill Cosby bit about Noah's Ark.

[dfwgator]

Now, maybe I am incorrect, but I think that dfwgator is just quoting the Bill Cosby bit about Noah's Ark.

Right!

[HarleyD]

"but by following the precise language of the Bible, Cornuke found what is believed to be Noah’s Ark, nearly intact...."

Gen 8:4 And the ark rested in the seventh month, on the seventeenth day of the month, upon the mountains of Ararat.

Perhaps I'm missing some directions from my Bible.

[HarleyD]

That's nothing, I understand that Ham's wife is still alive!

LOL!!! I didn't know one could be both alive and petrified at the same time.

[onedoug]

Wood! Wood, wood, wood, wood!

[blam]

FYI.

[Oztrich Boy]

"They found grapevines over two inches think in the area, of which the DNA from the grapes is the oldest known to man."

Why is someone called Bill Wilson putting his name on an article apparently trnaslated into English by Babelfish?

[Christian4Bush]

Right!

"Who is this really? (raucous laughter) What's going on? How come you want me to do all these crazy things? (laughter)"

"I'M GOING TO DESTROY THE WORLD."

"Right! (laughter) Am I on Candid Camera?"

[Christian4Bush]

(tap tap tap) "Hey! Yo up there!"

"Whadaya want?"

"What is that?"

"It's an ark....ha ha.."

"You wanna get it outta my driveway? I gotta get to work! What's this thing for, anyway?"

"I can't tell you...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..."

"Well can't you give me a little hint?"

"You want a hint?"

"Yes, please."

"How long...can you tread water? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

[dfwgator]

What a classic!

[edpc]

I'm not.....forgot to add the /sarcasm at the end.