[NYer]

MEET THE ORDINANDS

Why Women Can't be Priests

[AnAmericanMother]

The local Archdiocese here brought a lawsuit against a group that set itself up as a fake "Catholic Church" and was getting large contributions from Hispanics who didn't know any better and thought it was really Catholic.

They got an injunction against the clowns using "Catholic Church" in their name.

Any reason why that couldn't be done with THIS set of clowns?

[Carolina]

Please, Pretend Ordinands, either join the Episcopal Church where you'll be welcomed and feted (but then you wouldn't feel special, now would you?)

or

HerChurch, Ebenezer Lutheran in San Francisco. Here's their memorable video. (Make sure you put all beverages down and swallow before you watch. Oh, and you might want to reduce your screen size if you don't want to go blind.)

Oh, and as a bonus, they've already got goddess rosaries.