[Alex Murphy]

What happens next won't be pretty.

Oh, you might think they're good, but I've caught glimpses of your albino midget blowgun assassins. Sloppy work, I'm telling you - the Jesuits recruit better talent. I've considered taking your assassins out, but then decided such a task was beneath me. I won't stoop that low.

[ArrogantBustard]

This is ridiculous! Post number 9, now defunct, treated this sort of nonsense with just the right degree of amused contempt. What's wrong with this place?