LOL. Poor Joseph.
This reminds me of one night before Christmas several years ago. We were all asleep when we heard a rustling noise on the front porch. We got up and looked outside to find Joseph had just been stolen from our Nativity scene, leaving Mary as a single mother and the baby Jesus fatherless.
Adding insult to injury, our six-foot Santa was found the next day upside down in a nearby creek.
Male-bashing at its worst.
I know, and I really thought he was being such a good sport through this whole thing. :) The poor guy couldn't seem to catch a break. :)
I'm sorry to hear about YOUR Joseph. I hope the kidnappers were decent enough to return him. I did some pretty stupid stuff as a teenager, but to steal from a Nativity Scene? I mean, whoever did it was just begging for a lightning bolt or something, right? :)