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"Kingdom of Heaven" movie review.
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| May 17, 2005
| Srdja Trifkovic
Posted on 05/22/2005 7:01:19 PM PDT by TradicalRC
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The side you don't get to hear in the MSM.
To: TradicalRC
The reason no one hears it is because no one's going to see it in this country, though of course it's a big hit elsewhere. Kinda like how Americans flocked to that histotically-accurate classic Rambo/s.o.
I'm going to see it because I love Ridley Scott movies, spectacles, and all that fun stuff. I will laugh at the PC junk. I will also laugh at those who expect movies to be historically accurate, when we can't even get TEACHERS to be historically accurate.
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posted on
05/22/2005 7:07:20 PM PDT
by
Darkwolf
(aka Darkwolf377 lurker since'01, member since 4/'04--stop clogging me with pings!)
To: Darkwolf
...histotically-accurate classic Rambo...Wh-wha-WHAT? Rambo WASN'T accurate??!?
=)
To: Darkwolf
"Kingdom of Heaven" was a good movie. I hope you enjoy it. I know I did. :-)
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posted on
05/22/2005 7:18:35 PM PDT
by
k2blader
("A kingdom of conscience ... That is what lies at the end of Crusade.")
To: TradicalRC
I posted this a couple days ago BTW.
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posted on
05/22/2005 7:27:06 PM PDT
by
kjvail
(Monarchy, monotheism and monogamy - three things that go great together)
To: k2blader
Nothing personal, but your opinion is worthless to me.
Thank you for sharing, though.
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posted on
05/22/2005 7:52:57 PM PDT
by
Publius6961
(The most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen, ignorance and stupidity.)
To: TradicalRC
When, oh when will we stop underestimating the power of visual media to shape opinion?
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posted on
05/22/2005 8:16:30 PM PDT
by
dsc
(The Crusades were the first war on terrorism.)
To: Darkwolf
From steyneonline.com
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN
Lets say you were setting out to make a parody of contemporary Hollywoods inability to make a film on any historical subject except through the prism of its own droning self-congratulatory predictable pieties, and lets say youd picked as the topic for this parody the Crusades you remember, long wars back in the day, Muslims vs Christians. What would this parody look like?
Well, for a start, this Crusade wouldnt be between Muslims and Christians, it would be between the fanatics on both sides and enlightened progressive types who just want to live together celebrating their multicultural diversity. When I say fanatics on both sides, whoa, dont worry: showing the fanatics on the Muslim side might be injurious to ones long-term health and theres no Oscar for Best Fatwa. So in practice wed focus on the fanatics on the Christian side rich white racists, sort of like early Bush voters and the hero opposing them would be a maverick Crusader, a brave secular progressive with the cojones to stand up to them. Sort of like Sir Ridley Scott, but younger and better backlit, though just as mystifyingly knighted. Hed have a beard, though not too full a beard, but not too neat and groomed and effete either. In fact, wed spend quite a bit of money grooming it into its ungroomed look.
He has to be a knight, of course, otherwise he wouldnt get access to the posh totty wandering round the mediaeval banqueting suites or get to object when the by-the-book Crusaders propose slaughtering all the Muslims. But hes not really cool with the whole knight club scene. His place is with the people. Wherever he goes, the extras love him. On his own land, he pitches in to help dig the irrigation channels, working side by side with minimum-wage non-speaking members of both Christian Equity and Islamic Equity. And, if it werent for the fact that hes the only commander on the Christian side who isnt an incompetent boob, hed gladly go back to his old job of...hmm, lets see: boyband lead singer? London motorcycle courier? Demi Moores new beau? Second-year Gwent Polytechnic sociology student? No, Ive got it. Well make him a blacksmith. Young, gifted and blacksmith, thats our boy off to the Holy Land to clean out the Augean stables. Mr Blacksmith Goes to Jerusalem.
How about the girl? Im sorry, I mean of course strong independent woman. Shes the peoples princess, kohl-rimmed eyes and all. She looks as babelicious as the hero, but with less facial hair. She thinks nothing of riding out into the desert, dropping her veil and shagging like a minx.
Oh, and who do we get for Saladin? We need someone cool, measured, wise not like these religious-right moral-majority nuts on the Christian side. Someone tall, dark and handsome. Hey, how about Osama bin Laden? Oh, okay, if weve been faxing the cave for two months and he still wont play ball, lets make do with Ghassan Massoud, whos a close enough Osama bin Ladalike, at least in the long shots.
And, while were at it, for the full supporting knights get some of those high-toned Brit types Sir Jeremy Irons, Sir David Thewlis, Sir Liam Neeson, Sir Laurence Olivier, Sir John Gielgud, Sir Norman Wisdom (check availability) but just give em a couple of lines every 20 minutes or so, in between battle scenes. They can say things like I put no stock in religion in a worldly drawl.
Thus does Sir Ridley Scotts Kingdom of Heaven proceed, from one birdbrained ahistorical cliché to another, until at last Balian of Ibelin (the impeccably dishevelled Orlando Bloom) comes face to face with Saladin and threatens to destroy Jerusalems holy sites, all of them, mosque and sepulchre alike Your holy places, ours, everything that drives men mad. Hold that thought, because certainly nobody held it in 1187 and in the false tinkle of that line you hear everything thats wrong with this movie. I doubt you could have found one bloke on either side whod utter such a formulation in its smug assumptions about organised religion, its a Hollywood dinner-party thought. Likewise, I put no stock in religion. Eight centuries ago, religion wasnt something you had the option of putting stock in. It was what you were, Christian or Muslim, believer or infidel. Scott has Jeremy Irons shrug it off as if he were saying, Im not really into movies.
The problem with Kingdom of Heaven is not that its hostile to Christianity or sympathetic to Islam but that it has such little feeling for either faith, save as a pretext for war and killing and driving men mad. Whats really mad is that this film made it to general release without anybody in the process saying, Er, Ridley, I think youre missing the point here. And, without religion, whats left? A boring story punctuated by expensively dull carnage. If Jeremy Irons puts no stock in religion, Ridley Scotts mistake is to put no religion in his stock footage.
The Spectator, May 14th 2005
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posted on
05/22/2005 8:31:56 PM PDT
by
Scotswife
To: Darkwolf
I'm going to see it because I love Ridley Scott movies, He is good. I've liked a lot of his stuff, though I never bothered with Thelma and Louise.
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posted on
05/22/2005 8:48:42 PM PDT
by
TradicalRC
(I'd rather live in a Christian theocracy than a secular democracy.)
To: TradicalRC
I really enjoyed Thelma and Louise. Not just for the photography. The screenplay is clearly a man-hating screed, but if one looks at the movie as being about two PEOPLE it is very easy to take.
One thing I dislike about some critics is that each character in a movie represents their gender or ethnicity, and, say, if a female character does a bad thing the director is saying ALL women are bad. I prefer to think about these movies as being individual stories. In this one it's about two rebels who are leaving their stifling lives, so I didn't feel it was as bad as I'd been led to believe.
Kingdom of Heaven aside, Scott is a pretty conservative guy by Hollywood standards.
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posted on
05/22/2005 8:51:42 PM PDT
by
Darkwolf
(aka Darkwolf377 lurker since'01, member since 4/'04--stop clogging me with pings!)
To: kjvail
Sorry. I never see stuff from these guys get posted so I didn't bother checking. Damn you're good.
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posted on
05/22/2005 8:55:00 PM PDT
by
TradicalRC
(I'd rather live in a Christian theocracy than a secular democracy.)
To: Publius6961
Right backatcha.
You folks who are getting so hysterical over a movie is embarrassing.
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posted on
05/22/2005 9:11:08 PM PDT
by
k2blader
("A kingdom of conscience ... That is what lies at the end of Crusade.")
To: k2blader
Woops, you folks *are* embarrassing.
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posted on
05/22/2005 9:12:08 PM PDT
by
k2blader
("A kingdom of conscience ... That is what lies at the end of Crusade.")
To: k2blader
"You folks who are getting so hysterical over a movie is embarrassing."
Have you read "Hollywood Party?"
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posted on
05/22/2005 10:44:35 PM PDT
by
dsc
(The Crusades were the first war on terrorism.)
To: dsc
No.
Have you read the Bible?
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posted on
05/22/2005 11:22:15 PM PDT
by
k2blader
("A kingdom of conscience ... That is what lies at the end of Crusade.")
To: k2blader
"Have you read the Bible?"
Yes, but I don't see where it bears directly on your point.
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posted on
05/23/2005 1:01:29 AM PDT
by
dsc
(The Crusades were the first war on terrorism.)
To: TradicalRC
That message is that, in a conflict between Christians and Muslims, the former attack, the latter react That's because Hollywood hates nothing like it hates Christ.
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posted on
05/23/2005 1:46:35 AM PDT
by
kosta50
(Eastern Orthodoxy is pure Christianity)
To: TradicalRC
When I first heard about a movie being made about the Crusades, I was pretty excited. I love that part of history, and some of the stories are great and compelling, with a warning also.
However, the more I heard about it, the worse it sounded. A friend who saw it said it was like Troy without the historical accuracy. Not a good review to say the least.
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posted on
05/23/2005 5:49:43 AM PDT
by
redgolum
("God is dead" -- Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" -- God.)
To: TradicalRC
It's basically the Peace Corps goes to the Middle East.
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posted on
05/23/2005 5:55:46 AM PDT
by
junta
("Racism" a word invented so as to allow morons access to the political debate.)
To: TradicalRC
Most of the pieces from Chronicles don't conform to the neo-con orthodoxy on this board. I imagine they will eventually be banned as pieces from lewrockwell.com are. In fact pieces by the late Samuel Francis are banned here.
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posted on
05/23/2005 7:58:38 AM PDT
by
kjvail
(Monarchy, monotheism and monogamy - three things that go great together)
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