Or how about a little less seriously...After all, bears are woosies to deal with if you're not some lberal that's twice the woosie they are...
Go to www.KaZaA.com and do a VIDEO file search under "John West Red Salmon" or "Man Fights a Bear" for a great laugh! It's only 1,422 kb (30 seconds), but it'll keep you laughing all night!