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Reuters / Yahoo ^
| 10/04/2003
| Lucy Nicholson (photographer)
Posted on 10/04/2003 9:59:49 PM PDT by dighton
Reuters/Lucy Nicholson
TOPICS: Extended News; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: California
KEYWORDS: airanna; davis; graydavis
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posted on
10/04/2003 9:59:49 PM PDT
by
dighton
To: dighton
Homosexuality is a disease. Meet the carrier.
(the carrier, l.; the sufferer, r.)
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posted on
10/04/2003 10:01:57 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(Recall Gray. Elect Arnold. Deep-fry Cruz...he's oily enough.)
To: dighton
"I did her 5 times, boys!"
To: dighton
Two Words.....
Eva Braun.......
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posted on
10/04/2003 10:03:21 PM PDT
by
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posted on
10/04/2003 10:03:48 PM PDT
by
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To: dighton
"Well, his private plane was going there anyway, dahling..."
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posted on
10/04/2003 10:04:34 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: dighton
Greek Chatterbox
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posted on
10/04/2003 10:05:05 PM PDT
by
aruanan
To: dighton
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posted on
10/04/2003 10:06:22 PM PDT
by
DoctorZIn
To: dighton
Derriana Muffington
To: dighton
Before I'm finished, just like my ex husband, Gray Davis will become a homosexual
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posted on
10/04/2003 10:08:54 PM PDT
by
MJY1288
(Joseph Wilson is a fraud)
To: dighton
"And in this photo, we see Governor Davis groping Ms Huffington's aura."
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posted on
10/04/2003 10:11:22 PM PDT
by
Consort
To: aruanan
My Big Mouthed Greek Threading.
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posted on
10/04/2003 10:11:47 PM PDT
by
Charles Henrickson
(A tagine is a terrible thing to waste.)
To: dighton
The slut and the nut.
To: MJY1288
To give the devil his due, I have no idea what Gray's sexual preferences are. I have no idea whether he even has any...other than himself, of course. I do remember the first time I heard of him. Back when Jerry Brown was governor, Gray was his chief of staff, California was suffering the Mediterranean fruit fly infestation, my dad brought a joke Xerox home from work. It was supposed to be a mock AP story about...well, let me just post it and you'll see:
MEDFLY CRISIS: GOVERNOR FORMS FRUIT POLICE
SACRAMENTO (AP) To combat the rapidly spreading Medfly infestation, Governor Jerry Brown has established a new corps of law enforcement officers known as Fruit Police. The governor, a renowned expert on California fruits, will take personal command of the Fruit Police.
The Fruit Police will go door to door and strip fruits in the Santa Clara Valley. They will set up roadblocks on highways leading out of the quarantined area, stopping all suspected fruit-carrying vehicles, ordering the fruits removed, and throwing them into the bushes to be dealt with appropriately.
The new officials will be clad in pink berets, lavender jumpsuits, and chartreuse scarves, so they can be readily distinguished by motorists. Fruit Police will be issued State of California flyswatters, carrying a photograph of Governor Brown on one side and Cesar Chavez on the other.
According to a source very close to the governor, flight-trained Fruit Police will pilot helicopters that will drop massive quantities of Brown for U.S. Senate leaflets over the infested precincts--I mean areas--and our laboratory studies indicate that large doses of the literature make the Medfly nauseous and cause him to lose interest in mating. The source refused to confirm, however, reports that the material has the same effect on humans.
To assist the Fruit Police there will be several volunteer auxiliary organizations, including the Womens' Motorcycle Patrol (Dykes on Bikes), the Swish Brigade, and Faggots Against Maggots.
Governor Brown insisted that his vigorous attack on the Medfly was consistent with his previous policies. "My administration has always given top priority to all fruits, nuts and flakes," said Brown.
The new Fruit Police commissioner, Gray Davis, was asked whether the program was designed to help Governor Brown politically. Davis' only reply was noncommittal, saying, "Our sole motivation is to protect California's number one fruit."
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posted on
10/04/2003 10:35:21 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(Recall Gray. Elect Arnold. Deep-fry Cruz...he's oily enough.)
To: dighton
<
Speaking of Arianna, it is odd, the kind of coincidences pop up, when doing research on the Internet. There is a charity, which has someone named "Arianna Huffington," as a Trustee. That same charity has a major donor(s) named "Mr. & Mrs. James Martz."
The coincidence is that "James Martz" is also the name of the " Assistant State Attorney" in Florida, who is in charge of the drug case to which Rush Limbaugh has been allegedly linked.
It MUST be some other James Martz. Just a weird coincidence. Go figure...
Inner City Education Foundation
ICEF Board of Trustees
Stephen C. Smith, Chairman, Seaport Investments
Michael D. Piscal, President, Inner City Education Foundation
William Campbell, Actor
Brenda Ross Dulan, Wells Fargo Bank & View Park Prep Parent
Arianna Huffington, Columnist & Author
Nancy Ichinaga, California State Board of Education, Bennet Kew Elementary (Ret.)
James O'Brien
Kevin O'Brien, Meredith Broadcasting
Simeon Slovacek Ph.D., California State University, L.A.
http://www.icefla.org/board/
contributors for 2001 and 2002
$5,000+
Hoglund Foundation
Mr. & Mrs. James Martz
Randy Newman
Mr. & Mrs. Richard T. Robertson
Dr. Simeon Slovacek
http://www.icefla.org/contrib/
Assistant State Attorney James Martz, who is assigned to a task force investigating prescription drug trafficking, said that as a matter of policy he couldn't discuss whether Limbaugh's name has come to authorities' attention.
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-prush03oct03,0,398213.story?coll=sfla-home-headlines
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posted on
10/04/2003 11:22:59 PM PDT
by
DoorGunner
(Yes, I know what FMJ actually means... (Non Hæretico Comburendo))
To: dighton
An aging Howdy Doody and Puff-N-Stuff (Now known as 'Huffington' after the sex-change)
arrive for the annual Vintage Childrens' TV Show Reunion.
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posted on
10/04/2003 11:49:40 PM PDT
by
uglybiker
(This tagline brought to you courtesy of the Masonic/ Build-A-Burger/Illuminati Conspiracy)
To: uglybiker
Pufnstuf? Looks more like Jack Wild.
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posted on
10/04/2003 11:52:31 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(Recall Gray. Elect Arnold. Deep-fry Cruz...he's oily enough.)
To: dighton
"Five is the number of women whose teeth I've rattled. If this redhead doesn't stop talking, she'll be number six."
To: dighton
Ho and Pimp
To: Yaelle
good one :)
very good one!
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posted on
10/05/2003 10:08:20 PM PDT
by
lainie
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