[swilhelm73]

"Muslim scholars meet to define terrorism and agree: Israel to blame"

Maybe these "scholars" should get together with the 300 lb wonders sueing McDs for making them fat.

Then again, we could just end up with Islamofascist lawyers and fat suicide bombers...so let's nix that idea.

[aynrandfreak]

They're already working together. I call them, "The Left".

[vpintheak]

The fat suicide bombers would be pretty slow, so maybe we could stop more of them!
Seriously though, these people are extremely dangerous and we need to cleanse the world of them, one way or another. Use the same argument as we did when we dropped the bomb on Japan, it will save many more lives in the long run.