Arrrhh! I be off to the pet store to get me a parrot fer me shoulder.
I hears they be a great pirate accessory. Arrrh!
Playboy ran a cartoon a couple decades ago that showed two sailors sitting on a stone wall in a port. A man was walking past them who had two peg legs, a parrot on each shoulder, and two peg legs. The caption was, "He's a pirate's pirate."
Cheers,
Billybob / John